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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keewan A.K.A. K Boyd A.K.A. K Boyd Da Kid A.K.A. Smurf
Birthday: January 16th
Birthplace: CuseTown, NY
Current Location: Ain't Going Nowhere
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I'ma G
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black & Blue J's 13
Your Weakness: Don't Have Any
Your Fears: Being Broke
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't Get No Chick Pregnant
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Here We Go Again
Your Best Physical Feature: My Dimples And Lips
Your Bedtime: Whenever I Fall Asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandma Gettin Ready For Church On Sunday (R.I.P.)
Pepsi or Coke: Gatorade
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single, I Don't Do That Group Shit
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Twist
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Nah
Do you Swear: Fuck Nah!! I Curse Though
Do you Sing: In The Shower
Do you Shower Daily: Nigga Do You Shower Daily?
Have you Been in Love: Yea
Do you want to go to College: In College, Just Taken A Break Gettin This Money
Do you want to get Married: Nah
Do you belive in yourself: Wouldn't Be Shit If I Didn't
[Been in love?] Yup
Do you think you are Attractive: I Get Pussy
Are you a Health Freak: Nah
Do you get along with your Parents: Somewhat
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nah
Do you play an Instrument: Nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A Lil Bit
In the past month have you Smoked: Nah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Idk
[Current clothing] Blue Yankee Fitted, Blue Tee, Black Jeans, Black & Blue J's (13) Blue Yankee Jacket
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yup
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah, Don't Fuck Wit That Seafood To Much
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hell Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I Think So
Ever been Drunk: Nah
Ever been called a Tease: I Am A Tease
Ever been Beaten up: This Girl Beat My Ass On The Bus When I Was Little
Ever Shoplifted: Nah But I Stole Some Stuff Though
How do you want to Die: Wit A Lot Of Money. Bury Me In A Rocawear Shirt, Rocawear Jeans, Yankee Fitted, Some J's Or Schools, And Make Sure I Got My Earings In And If I Don't Got A Cut, Take My Dead Body To The Shop And Get Me A Brush Cut
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Whatever Gon Get Me Money And I'ma Be Comfortable
What country would you most like to Visit: I Live In It
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: idk
Favourite Hair Color: Some Simple Shit, Not No Wild And Crazy Colors
Short or Long Hair: I Prefer Long, But If It's Short It Gotta Look Good
Height: idc
[Wear hats] Everybody Know I Stay Wit A Fitted On
[Hate yourself?] Nah
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: More Then I Can Count
Number of Piercings: Just My Ears
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Yall Know What I Did, (News 10 Now)
[Care about looks] Everybody Cares About Looks, They Lyin If They Say They Don't
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] She Still Sexy
[First kiss] Can't Remember
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Nah
[Do you believe in "the one?"]
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First Name: Keewan
Middle Name: Chill
Birthday: January 16th
Eyes: Dark Brown
Hair: Black
Fav color: Blue
Day/Night: I Don't Matter
Fave Food: Fried Chicken
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? Nah
Do you like anyone? I Get Pussy
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? My Nigga K-Hawk
Who's the loudest? My Nigga K-Hawk
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Prolly Chad
Who's the shyest: I Don't Run Wit No Pussy Niggaz
Are you close to any family members? My Brother Mostly
When you cried the most: Grandmas Funeral
What's the best feeling in the world: When I'm Bout To Buss A Nut
Worst Feeling: Yall Seen Me (News 10 Now)
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: Carpet Wit Muddy Shoes
Let's run through: The Bloods Territory Wearing Blue
Let's look at the: Sky While It's Raining
What a nice: Ass
Where did all the: Real Bitches Go
Why can't you: Sit The Fuck Down And Shut The Fuck Up When I Watchin The Game Or Playing The Game
Silly, little: C'mon Now, Yall Already Know What Word I'm Gonna Use So I'm Not Even Gon Say It... Sike BITCH!!
Tell me: Directions To The Nearest Gas Station
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: Nah. Where The Fuck I'ma Sleep At
Pictured your crush naked: I Seen Her Naked And I Took Her Down
Skipped school: Plenty Of Times
Broken someone's heart: Nah, I Let Em Go Easy
Been in love: Yup
Cried when someone died: Yeah
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: I'ma Get Her
Done something embarrassing: Yall Seen Me (News 10 Now)
Done a drug: Nah
Cried in school: Hell Nah
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: I Don't Got One
Person You Hate Most: IDK
Best Thing That Has Happened: I'm Gettin Back On My Grizzy, Gettin This Money
Ice Cream: French Vanilla
WHO Makes you laugh the most: My Nigga K-Hawk
Makes you smile: My Girl
Has A Crush On You: She Know Who She Is
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: She Know Who She Is
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: Nah
Made out with JUST a friend?: Yeah, I Took Her Down
Kissed two people in the same day?: Yup
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Yeah, Both Had Some Grease
Been rejected: . A Few Times But They Missed Out
Been in love?: Yup
Been used?: Yup
Done something you regret?: Yall Seen Me (News 10 Now)
Cheated on someone?: Nah
Been called a tease: I Am A Tease
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: My Girl
You talked to on the phone?: My Moms
You hugged?: My Girl
You instant messaged?: My Nigga K-Hawk
You kissed?: My Girl
You yelled at?: My Girl Son
Who text messaged you?: IDK
Who broke your heart?: I Don't Get My Heart Broken
Who told you they loved you?: My Girl
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The Ultimate Sex Quiz
Lights on/off It Don't Matter As Long As I'm In It
Top/Bottom It Don't Matter As Long As I'm In It
Standing up/ Laying Down It Don't Matter As Long As I'm In it
Music on/off It Don't Matter As Long As I'm In It
Porn on/off If We Can Do What They Do, Becuz I'ma Make Sure We Watch One Wit Two Girls In It
Guy or girl pleasured first It Don't Matter As Long As I Get Mines
whips/chains/handcuffs/ropes Chill, I'ma Give U Enough Pain
Public/Private It Don't Matter
Sensual/ Rough I've Been Told I'm Rough
Girl does the work/ Guy does the work/ Both It Don't Matter Who Goes First
Virgin/ Nonvirgin Virgin Are A Plus But It Ain't Nuthin Havin Somebody Wit A Lil Experience
Front seat/ Back seat Head In The Front, Take Down In The Back
Girl in control/ Guy in control It Don't Matter As Long As I'm In It
Would you.....
Kiss a person of the same sex? No Homo
Recieve oral? When I Get Head First Then I Have Good Sex
Give oral? Most Niggaz Would Lie And Say They Don't Eat Pussy. I'm The Pussy Monster, If You Eatable Then I'll Eat It
Short Answer Questions.....
Whats your favorite position? Hittin It From The Back
Whats your favorite fantasy? Gotta Have A Threesome
What do you think of 'road head'? They Should Have You Do It On Ya Road Test
What do you think of piercings? They Cool As Long As It's Classy
What about toys? Nah
Do you like your nipples being played with? Hell Yeah, That Shit Feel Good
Whats the kinkyest place you have done anything? I Ain't Really Done It Anywhere Kinky, But I Will
What body part do you love and hate on you? Her/him? I Love Me Period And She Gotta Have A Cute Face And Cute Smile
What do you think of costumes? She Can Do All That As Long As I Get In It
Orgies?Threesomes?Etc.? All For It As Long As I'm The Only Dick Involed
What celebrity would you sleep with? Beyonce, Keyshia Cole, Shakira, Havana Ginger, Coco, etc.
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