* heyy im ZOE. it is 3 letters and there is no I or Y in it....anywhere. i hate when people cant say or spell my name. its really not hard. promise.* i like offensive jokes and i dont take things seriously that much.* making fruit loop necklaces is madd fun, and so is music.* im a LEFTY and damn proud of it. if youre a lefty talk to me.* i love color* i will draw on anything with a blank surface* i am a phenomenal bull shitter when i want to be* i had pink hair once, and i fucking loved it* honeysuckle and apple are my favorite smells.* getting my nails done makes me feel kinda prissy but i like it* i dont think i will ever have my shit completely together* im totally gonna be that mom who goes out of her way to embarass her kids. and i cant wait* sometimes i wish i could read peoples minds. other times im thrilled that i cant* i miss the comfort of having a boyfriend but i refuse to go into a relationship just not to be single* i think sex can feel good with anyone im attracted to but kissing is only good when i really like a guy* i look forward all year to the first flowers popping up in my moms garden* and to taking down the christmas ornaments from the attic in the winter* i have a lot of confidence, and im glad. you can always tell when someone is insecure* im a nerd and a weirdo and i love it* i always have cuts and bruises and most of the time i dont know where they came from* i want to be a stay at home mom. NOT a desperate housewife* growing up scares the shit out of me* i believe in magic. disney kind of magic, not creepy witchy kind* my favorite artist is michaelangelo* which ironicly is also my favorite ninja turtle* clean laundry makes me feel rich* i laugh in inappropriate situations, generally at the most awkward possible moment* i think before i talk and get in so much trouble for it* i tend to be a douchebag magnet. i attract the worst kinds of guys* i love barbies. i still have mine* i love board games* and stuffed animals* i work in a restaurant and sometimes when people say "can i get this" i just want to be like "no. no you cant" and see what happens* i also work at the ymca and as a nanny* i love my jobs. most of the time* i correct peoples grammar* no matter how hard i try i cant be organized and i cant keep my room clean for more than a few weeks at a time* i work all the time and still never have any money* i cant imagine dating a guy that didnt have pets* small things make me smile* i cant remember anything i hear during lectures but i remember random bits of information about people forever* i hate people that take themselves seriously* im horribly politcally incorrect* i always read before bed.... unless im really really drunk. but we all know i never get like that :-P* rules are just guidelines* i really need to go bra shopping* i have picked up about 8 bad habits in the past year* i wish i was better at clearing my mind* i wish i could fall asleep before 3 am just once* i am double jointed* i have a lot of scars and i love them, each one has a story* i am ridiculously spastic* and ticklish* i only edit my myspace when im avoiding doing other things* i count facebook stalking among my hobbies* i think you can tell so much about a person by their room. the first thing i look for when i go into a boys room for the first time is a book shelf* i dont own sweat pants* i really hate washing my hair, it takes freaking forever* i love decorating. anything. anywhere. blank surfaces annoy the crap out of me* i like when people tell really offensive jokes to strangers* a lot of people think im shy... because theyre retarded* theres very few interesting people at my school and that makes me sad* if i had the time id make my own clothes again* i really thought drinking would become less fun once i turned 21. i was wrong* unconventional is an understatment for my family* i hate when crayons arent pointy anymore* i can just walk around for hours* i bite my lip when im nervous* im the worst dancer ever... but that doesnt stop me* cheap jewlery makes me smile* i loooooove pear jelly beans* i love to shop and i collect SHOES...more than 250 pairs right now...i cant help it- its an addiction .............................................
* i have no shame or tact whatsoever.* im not athletic, because you need to be coordinated for that, but i ride horses
* im an education major but i want to be an artist.* i used to be a really good student but i sort of stopped caring. which is dumb because i think education is extremely important*i used to be a really nice girl. then i started commuting to school and now im a bitch. i blame it on the dumbasses on the road.* i used to drive a little plastic saturn and i loved it to death .......................................... but it started to die and i got a sunfire. which i drove into a bridge. so old saturn it is!* im unorganized like its my job and my room could be a disaster area but i make my bed perfectly every morning and get really pissed if people mess it up.
* i love to drink but i think people getting so drunk they puke is the most repulsive thing in the entire world, if you tend to do that, feel free to not talk to me.*i go out all the time, i dont do well with sitting still or being home* i act like a 5 year old all the time, only usually less mature (hazzard of my job)* i am one of the only people i know who reads for fun* i like spaghetti-os cold and straight out of the can which according to everyone makes me a freak of nature* old navy flip flops are a life staple...kind of like toothpaste or shampoo* i used to have my belly button pierced but one of my kids at work ripped it out. i still have a tremendous fear of people touching my belly button as a result* you would never know im a jew unless you witness me nosediving for quarters on the ground* i think its amazing how rude people are to complete strangers* i dont tolerate fuckwittage* i love boys and people think i go thru them too fast... but thats only because i do* i like shooting pool and playing poker. ill beat you, im always up for a challenge* i have long hair and its gonna stay that way. haircuts make me sad* ive never had my heart broken and i dont intend to* if you made it to the bottom of this congratulations, you get a gold star
