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Tom Ace

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

About Me

When I die I want to be cremated and have the ashes put in a douche so that I can be run through one more time. guys layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

http://www.WowTattoos.com

I'd like to meet:

Maynard

Music:

Tool,Clutch,System of a down,Korn,Mudvayne,Sevendust,Staind,Hatebreed,Slipknot,Defto nes,Taproot,Toadies,Breaking Benjamin,Primmer 55,Soil,Drowning pool,Snot,Disturbed,Stonesour,Metallica,A perfect circle,Godsmack,Seether,Our Lady Peace,Led Zepplin,Foo Fighters,Incubus,Rob Zombie,Nirvana,Sublime,Shinedown,Crossfade,IllNino,10Years,C hevelle,Bla Bla,Bla,Bla,Bla.

Movies:

Fat kid gets shot with a paintball gun

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Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, ATHF , any comedy , and CSI.

Books:

I like to read stuff and things.

Heroes:

Little Johnny is in math class, and the teacher says she is going to ask him a question. She asks, Johnny if three birds are sitting on a wire, and I shoot one of them, how many do I have left? Johnny replies zero. The teacher says no I'll have two, but I want to see how you think. Johnny says if you have three birds and you shoot one the other ones will fly away. The teacher says WOW I like the way you think. Now Johnny says he has a question for the teacher, and asks her if there are three girls sitting on a park bench, and one girl is biting an ice cream cone, one girl is licking an ice cream cone, and one girl is sucking an ice cream cone, which one is married? The teacher thinks for a minute and says the one sucking the ice cream cone. Johnny says nope the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think!