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About Me

In a world where rules are meant to be broken comes the story of a team that defied all odds. At first it was only a dream, a vision of perfection, but then one night, after a drunken fit of madness a legend was born... Team Body Massage!!!

My Interests

late night practices, grilled cheese sandwich parties, orange slices, capri sun, used shin guards, team smoke outs

I'd like to meet:

Soccer moms who will feed us after games, proffesional soccer players who will join our team, Fans who will come to our games and make up chants, and plenty of sluts who will give us body massages when we are soar

Music:

ole ole ole ole!

Movies:

fuck movies!! lets rock

Books:

only at halftime

Heroes:

duke, pele, zidane, beckham, cafu, ronaldo, emile mpenza, figo, mcbride, henrik larsson