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Bryan

This is so official right now

About Me

I go to Utah State University and I used to have a cocker spaniel. I love Minute Maid Light and church.

My Interests

Knock kneed bimbo's lookin like hoes.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody.

Music:

Indie rock... and hip hop videos.

Movies:

No dragons or swords.

Television:

Conan,The Office,Arrested Development

Books:

See "Television".

Heroes:

Roger Emmer.

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My Blog

Gotta Love eBay

So I bought a 98 dollar pair of jeans a few months ago and lived in them for a few weeks. I LOVED these jeans. But I started running a lot and lost a couple waist sizes pretty quickly. My favorite ...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:16:00 PST

I AM a Motivational Speaker and I Live in a Van Down by the River

I got sick this past week and over the course of the week, I sort of forgot who I am. I forgot who I've become, and I've got to get back into the right frame of mind. I have a 5k to kill in 6 days, ...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

'99 Mercury Mistake

If you're reading this blog, chances are you've read one of my previous entries titled "The Back Seat of My Car." If you haven't, take a look at it. It's worth a couple minutes of your time. So, su...
Posted by Bryan on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:29:00 PST

Something Amazing Happened Today

Wow.Okay. I'm still trying to figure this out...I was sitting in the sunday school room at church today. I was about five minutes early and was all alone sitting in a chair on a row in about the mid...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:45:00 PST

My new favorite person

Me and three other guys including my boss Shandon were inside a small "quickie-mart" in California last Friday. Shandon was feeling sick, as most of us were after four straight days of constant un...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 12:17:00 PST

The Back Seat of My Car

You are probably expecting a dirty blog entry. But unfortunately, this entry is about rat piss, rat poo, and black mold. So I buy a car on Ebay to drive out to Virginia for the summer. A decent...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Virginia is for Hustlers

So I am in Virginia selling pest control.... again.  I am doing pretty well now, after surviving the closest thing to a complete nervous breakdown I've ever experienced the first weekend of my su...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Coincidence

So check this out... My roomate Cam up here at USU in Logan has a girlfriend in the Chi Omega sorority down at the University of Utah in Salt Lake. Her name's Danielle. Danielle had a couple sororit...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My weekend

It was a good weekend. Heath had a birthday party up at Beaver Mountain on Friday night. We stayed in a big yurt (a huge permanent "tent" with a heater in it) overnight. The more hyper-active karao...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Accident Prone

I have become a walking disaster. No, I suppose it's not walking that gets me into trouble, but hurling myself down mountains strapped to a snowboard. About three weeks ago, I got a cast taken off o...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST