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joshlyle

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About Me

joshmaready.com

My Interests

unicorns crapping rainbows on my brain.

I'd like to meet:

the little prince, the artist formally known as prince

Music:

twopical laysorr beams

Movies:

anything funny

Television:

corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior

Books:

the little prince

Heroes:

super, thanks for asking!

My Blog

what do i believe God is?

jeffrey r. holland pretty much summed it all up last sunday at the world-wide general conference. the talk is split up in 3 short vids. ...
Posted by joshlyle on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:34:00 PST

party pooper

sometimes i work as a production assistant on commercials if i have free time, and this one was a 4 day gig. a kellogs cereal one. the first day of pick-ups was averagely long. the second day was a...
Posted by joshlyle on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:45:00 PST

i can still try flying, i guess

last night i was working as a bartender for a gourmet catering company called Seasons Distinctive Catering (if you're in NYC, have a lot of money, and need a catering company, look 'em up and tell the...
Posted by joshlyle on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

somethin old i wrote for the FTK website may 06

i forgot i wrote this, but randomly found it just now blah blah blahA funny story by Josh Maready.I lit a fart in my hotel room at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City, NJ that was so big that ...
Posted by joshlyle on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

grossest thing i've ever seen

it came time to wash the sheets and pillowcases, so about 10 minutes ago, i got motivated to get it done. i took the sheets off the mattress and wadded them into a pile of the center of the bed. i t...
Posted by joshlyle on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

tour de pennsylvania (it's long)

i got a call from tommy english and it went something like this (imagine his voice with an english accent): "hey josh, it's english tom. i'm in the city.." " oh, cool, man. you need a place to stay?...
Posted by joshlyle on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:58:00 PST

tales of woodward

i went to visit Woodward camp for two weeks a few weeks ago, and i gotta tell you about a few things that happened. for starters, me and a few people went to a town-wide yardsale like 17 miles away f...
Posted by joshlyle on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:11:00 PST

parad(e)dox?

me and carly watched the anti-war protest parade yesterday for about an hour starting around 1pm. we were sitting on a railing across from union square, listening to the tens of thousands - some with...
Posted by joshlyle on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:38:00 PST

love and marriage

i met carly at a restaurant in orlando, florida about two years ago. i was just traveling through and had planned to meet my lovely cousin missy and some of her friends outside at a local restaurant ...
Posted by joshlyle on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:43:00 PST

literally

so the other day someone said "it was so hot out today that i was literally on fire". and then i heard him say somethin later about how he farted and it "literally sounded like a fog horn". i though...
Posted by joshlyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST