what do i believe God is? |
jeffrey r. holland pretty much summed it all up last sunday at the world-wide general conference. the talk is split up in 3 short vids.
... Posted by joshlyle on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:34:00 PST |
party pooper |
sometimes i work as a production assistant on commercials if i have free time, and this one was a 4 day gig. a kellogs cereal one. the first day of pick-ups was averagely long. the second day was a... Posted by joshlyle on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:45:00 PST |
i can still try flying, i guess |
last night i was working as a bartender for a gourmet catering company called Seasons Distinctive Catering (if you're in NYC, have a lot of money, and need a catering company, look 'em up and tell the... Posted by joshlyle on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST |
somethin old i wrote for the FTK website may 06 |
i forgot i wrote this, but randomly found it just now blah blah blahA funny story by Josh Maready.I lit a fart in my hotel room at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City, NJ that was so big that ... Posted by joshlyle on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST |
grossest thing i've ever seen |
it came time to wash the sheets and pillowcases, so about 10 minutes ago, i got motivated to get it done. i took the sheets off the mattress and wadded them into a pile of the center of the bed. i t... Posted by joshlyle on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST |
tour de pennsylvania (it's long) |
i got a call from tommy english and it went something like this (imagine his voice with an english accent): "hey josh, it's english tom. i'm in the city.." " oh, cool, man. you need a place to stay?... Posted by joshlyle on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:58:00 PST |
tales of woodward |
i went to visit Woodward camp for two weeks a few weeks ago, and i gotta tell you about a few things that happened. for starters, me and a few people went to a town-wide yardsale like 17 miles away f... Posted by joshlyle on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:11:00 PST |
parad(e)dox? |
me and carly watched the anti-war protest parade yesterday for about an hour starting around 1pm. we were sitting on a railing across from union square, listening to the tens of thousands - some with... Posted by joshlyle on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:38:00 PST |
love and marriage |
i met carly at a restaurant in orlando, florida about two years ago. i was just traveling through and had planned to meet my lovely cousin missy and some of her friends outside at a local restaurant ... Posted by joshlyle on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:43:00 PST |
literally |
so the other day someone said "it was so hot out today that i was literally on fire". and then i heard him say somethin later about how he farted and it "literally sounded like a fog horn". i though... Posted by joshlyle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |