Guns, cocaine, forest fires, smashing gingerbread houses,domestic violence, rape, knitting.
People with low self esteem that I can abuse in order to feel better about myself and my short comings.
Underground killed the video star.
Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Pulp Fiction, Hard 8, Punch Drunk Love, Jackie Brown, The Departed, Scarface, Everything is Illuminated, Dazed and Confused, Raging Bull, City of God, Akira, The Thin Red Line, The LOTR Trilogy, Any Given Sunday, Taxi Driver, Seven, L.I.E., The Silence of the Lambs, Training Day, American Beauty, American History X, The Matrix, Wet Hot American Summer, The People VS. Larry Flint, Super Troopers, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, Requiem For A Dream, Killer Clowns From Outerspace, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls(the closest I've ever come to being on acid), Donnie Darko, The Chumscubber, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sin City, Team America, Happiness (fucking distrubing but good), Welcome to the Dollhouse,The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Natural Born Killers, Bully, Mean Girls, Die Hard, Road To Perdition, Run Lola Run, Gremlins, The Goonies, The Incredibles, The Crow, Altered States,Eddie's Million Dollar Cookoff, Carlito's Way, The Virgin Suicides, Clerks, Spaceballs, I'm Gonna Git Ya Sucka, Airplane, Cold Mountain, CB4, Risky Business, The Last Samurai, The Shining, The Believer, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Bend It Like Beckham,Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, A Scanner Darkly, Lost In Translation, Boyz In the Hood, Menace II Society, Colors, Fight Club and so many more... Yes I have watched more movies than you so fuck you.
The Soparnos, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Fuse, Nip/Tuck, Sealab, Scrubs, Radio Free Rasco, Da Ali G Show, Degrassi (it so goes there!), O'Grady,Anything on G4, Six Feet Under,Stella, The Office (BBC, not NBC), Extras
One of two things happen when you meet your heroes: either they turn out to be assholes or they turn out to be just like you.