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Scott

I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

About Me

Sometimes the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the prospect of eating my daily sourdough toast. But I have big plans.

My Interests

Dojo, friends, whiskey, words, songs, guitars, vocals, sack lunches, projectors, habits, facial hair, regret, discomfort, plastic spoons, paper plates, bottled water, germs, spite, white noise, dust, lust, lonliness, outlines, deadlines, hand soap, remotes, toast, cereal, coffee, themes, 9:18, bad dreams, great things, routine, secrets, sheets, showers, zinc, hope, pomade, boredom, dehydration, self-deprivation, self-loving, self-loathing, wishing, writing, wasting, reading, thinking, kissing, longing, laughing, texting, posing, dancing, typing, lying, trying, and beans.

I'd like to meet:

My long boy; with all its unknowable thoughts.

Music:

Even the stuff I like, I don't like that much. Yet somehow it's my passion?

Movies:

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Dr. Horatio Hufnagel

Television:

I watch a lot of T.V. Along with movies, it has pretty much molded me into who I am today. And I mean that in a good way. I'm not one of those people who say "I don't watch T.V." I really do. But only the good kind: Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Freaks and Geeks, Northern Exposure, LOST, Conan O'Brien, SNL, The Sopranos, Entourage, The Office, Sex and the City (I'm a gay straight man).

Books:

Yes. Especially the ones about people overcoming obstacles and coming to terms with things.

Heroes:

are for pussies.