EDUCATE YO SELF FOOL!!!
So, let me get this straight…. The European Ottomans invaded a bunch of places including North Africa and after about 4 centuries, the Hungarians, then Russians, Greeks and Serbs all got a go at being big daddy. Then Europe decides that after WWI it wants to take over its provinces and make them colonies.
What? Did you say something, did you ask what they are?!?!
SYRIA ~ IRAQ ~ LEBANON ~ YEMEM
The Europeans then set about drawing nice, neat, straight lines to divide their new colonies. But why bother to adjust boundaries for little things like centuries old cultures or even physical features in the landscape. Naw, the heck with that!
Oh, what? I’m sorry, did you ask what happened next???
Funny you should ask, due to these boundaries and some desert zones being poorly divided and never marked,………. TADA ~ IRAQ was born! And not just any ole plop out birth, it was made a kingdom by British Colonial Secretary Winston Churchill in 1921, making Baghdad the capital. Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh, a BRITISH KINGDOM, how noble and prestigious!
But wouldn’t ya know that later on these little ole British lines in the dirt would lead to quarrels and armed conflicts with neighboring Muslim states. Would you believe those darn boundary lines were drawn before anyone knew there was a crap load of oil out there??? Yup, you guessed it, that led to some very unevenly distributed oil wealth and wouldn’t ya know that just happened to create another source of division and distrust among Islamic neighbors!? Who’d a thunk it!
History is such a funny thang aint it? Now…I don’t know about you, but um, maybe, just MAYBE going into other countries and bossing them around isn’t a proven good-long-term idea. Just maybe!
HOW DARE WE (anyone) TRY AND DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us
Mosh pits outside the oval office
Someone's tryina tell us something,
Maybe this is god just sayin' we're responsible
For this monster, this coward,
That we have empowered
This is Bin Laden, look at his head noddin'
How could we allow something like this without pumping our fists
Now this is our final hour
Let me be the voice in your strength and your choice
Let me simplify the rhyme just to amplify the noise
Try to amplify the times it, and multiply by six...
Teen million people, Are equal at this high pitch
Maybe we can reach alqueda through my speech
Let the president answer a higher anarchy
Strap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own war
Let him impress daddy that way
No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil
No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyal
If we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a hero
Look in his eyes its all lies
The stars and stripes, they've been swiped, washed out and wiped
And replaced with his own face, Mosh now or die
If I get sniped tonight you know why,
Cause I told you to fight.
And as we proceed,
To Mosh through this desert storm,
In these closing statements, if they should argue
Let us beg to differ
As we set aside our differences
And assemble our own army
To disarm this Weapon of Mass Destruction
That we call our President, for the present
And Mosh for the future of our next generation
To speak and be heard
Mr. President, Mr. Senator
Do you guy's hear us...hear us...
I'm pretty open minded and always game for new experiences. I always have and always will enjoy going to the theater, camping, knitting, the arts in general, out doors, fine dinning, traveling, hittin' the lounges with my dogs for a great night of dancin' and drinkin' and so much more...
One of the best experiences in my life was when I took a solo road trip earlier last year to Nashville, Memphis, Little Rock and Branson. The open road, my ipod, amazing history (Civil Rights Museum is in the St. Lorraine hotel and the building, kept as it was, in which the shooter stood, is a must see.), the best peach cobbler I ever had (Little Rock) and seeing apart of how "real America" lives.Weird (perahps interesting) facts:
I am on the National Bone Marrow Donor list for anyone in need.
I am listed as an organ donor on my licenses as I want to save as many other lives as possible if I no longer need what I have. In addition, the only reason my God Brother lived as long as he did was because of a much needed kidney donation.
Since 1954, when doctors successfully performed the first human organ transplant, the lives of more than 400,000 people in the United States have been saved by transplantation. It is the leading form of treatment for many forms of end-stage organ failure. With this success, however, has come increasing demand for donated organs. Today, more than 86,000 people are awaiting transplants nationwide and in the US alone, 17 people die EVERY DAY while awaiting an organ.
There's no reason life saving gifts should just rot in the ground! It's not even ashes to ashes and dust to dust anymore, they seal the damn casket in cement!
I'm type O pos which apparently means I'm hot! (who knew!lol)
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Flower: Tulip
Left: You are a hostage in a desert prison camp, overhearing your buddy being tortured in the adjacent room, knowing you're next.
Center: You are a four-year-old boy at a new, "realistic" dinosaur theme park, getting a lick on the head from a 50-foot-long mechanical brontosaurus.
Right: You are a heroin addict begging your dealer to give you a fix, promising you'll pay him later, really.
Music:
MARSHALL IS KING!
(I truly, truly can't stress this enough. He is a f'in lyrical genius! And if you gotta problem wit it, talk to me about Edgar Allan Poe, Stephen King and James Wan amoung many, many others, first!)LIFE = think out of the damn box.P!NK's Dear Mr. President on new album is amazing!
Dear Mr. President / Come take a walk with me / Let's pretend we're just two people and / You're not better than me / I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestlyWhat do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street / Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep / What do you feel when you look in the mirror / Are you proudHow do you sleep while the rest of us cry / How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye / How do you walk with your head held high / Can you even look me in the eye / And tell me whyDear Mr. President / Were you a lonely boy / Are you a lonely boy / Are you a lonely boy / How can you say / No child is left behind / We're not dumb and we're not blind / They're all sitting in your cells / While you pave the road to hellWhat kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away / And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay / I can only imagine what the first lady has to say / You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaineHow do you sleep while the rest of us cry / How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye / How do you walk with your head held high / Can you even look me in the eyeLet me tell you bout hard work / Minimum wage with a baby on the way / Let me tell you bout hard work / Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away / Let me tell you bout hard work / Building a bed out of a cardboard box / Let me tell you bout hard work / Hard work / Hard work / You don't know nothing bout hard work / Hard work / Hard work / OhHow do you sleep at night / How do you walk with your head held high / Dear Mr. President / You'd never take a walk with me / Would youJesus Freak - DC Talk
Anna Nalick
Wish you were here - Pink Floyd (Shine On Syd Barrett)How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Grave Dancers Union - Soul Asylum
Coon Creek Girls (though they no longer exist)
My Fault - Marshall - I'm over here Sue, you're talking to a plant,look (I love that line!)
Stand By Me - King.Ben E.
La Vie en Rose - Louis Armstrong
Johann Pachelbel
Moon River
Snow Patrol
Iron & Wine
Cowboy - Kid Rock - I ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight out the trailer
Enya
Je Cherche Un Homme - Ertha Kit
Johannes Linstead
Al Green
Bon Jovi
Janis Joplin
Video Killed the Radio Star - Time Project
This is How We Do It - Montell Jordan
THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.
Green Day (Dookie!!!)
3 Doors Down
Weezer
Joy to the World - Three Dog Night
Wrong Way & What I Got - Sublime!!! - oh i dont cry when my dog runs away i dont get angry at the bills i have to pay i dont get angry when my mom smokes pot fetch the bottle and we'll drive to the rock fuck it fight it it's all the same
The Cranberries
Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry
The Goo Goo Dolls
Celebrity Skin - Hole
Linkin Park
Nick Drake
New York, New York - Ryan Adams
Sarah McLachlan
Simon & Garfunkel
Spin Doctors
Sugar Ray
Third Eye Blind
Cats in the Cradles - Ugly Kid Joe
Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
James Blunt
Valerie Smith
Raffi (Baby Balooga!)
Dixie Chicks
Heaven is a Place on Earth - Belinda Carlisle
Madonna
Cruisin' - Smokey Robinson
Don't Cry - Seal
Always On My Mind - Willie Nelson
Just a Ride - Jem
Tracy Chapman
Paul Wall
Arrested Development
DMX
Nelly
I'm A King - T.I.
Around the Way Girl - LL Cool J
Jump Around - Old School Players
Billie Holiday
The Beatles
Elvis
Buddy Holly
Yakey Yak - The Coasters
Last Kiss - Pearl Jam
Love Shack - The B-52's
Every Little Thing I Do - Soul for Real
Beautiful Day - U2
I Touch Myself - Divinyls
Revival! - Me Phi Me
Inner Smile - Texas
Gorillaz
Kiloshele - JJC & 419 Squad
Regulate - Warren G
Slick Rick
Every Body Hurts - REM
Seasons of Love - Rent
WELCOME TO DETRIOT - TRICKY FT. EMINEM
Movies:
There are too many...I love non-mainstream Indie films. Doctor Zhivago is one of my all time favorites! I have a NEW favorite: Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, it's beyond AWESOME!
A Love Song for Bobby Long, Gone With The Wind, High Society, Love Actually, Crash.
V for Vendetta is one of my all time favorites.
I love everything about that film. The power people could have over the government if we would all unite together for the common good!
PEOPLE SHOULD NOT FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT! THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD FEAR THE PEOPLE!!!!! (they work for us, lets get it straight!)Paul Newman is the sexiest man ever!When I was little and home sick from school, I'd always ask my mom to get Splash for me from Blockbuster...
Television:
I watch a lot of Discovery channel, A&E, History channel, National Geographic and the Biography channel. Grey's Anatomy is the only show that makes me go crazy!.
I love Real Time with Bill Maher and whatever else I find interesting which oddly enough usually has something to do with crime or murders (lots of Court TV and Cold Cases)..., I find it all so fascinating.
Love Rob & Big & The Two Corey's! Run's House and Intervention (there are more, but can't think now)
Seinfeld and Arrested Development were the best shows to ever hit the TV screen!!!!!SOME OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE CLIPS
BEST QUOTES FROM A TV SHOW EVER!!!!
Lucille: "Who would want to go into that musty old clap-trap?"
Michael: -Long Pause- ". . . oh you mean the CABIN . . ."
"Heeyyy Uncle-father Oscar."
"Now there's a girl who could use a good mother...WHORE!"-Lucille
I want something that yells out...Leather daddy-Tobias
"Army had half a day."-Buster
Heyyy Hermano!-Buster
Look at the awards I won at Army mother.-Buster
"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."-Tobias
Michael Sr. to George Michael: "You stay on top of her, buddy. Do not be afraid to ride her... hard."
Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...or candy.-Gob
Lucille:" Get me a vodka, rocks."
Michael: " Mother, it's breakfast."
Lucille: "...and a piece of toast."
Gob: Steve Holt is not my son.
George Michael: Steve Holt? What, the moron jock?
Gob: That's my son, you pothead.
Maebe: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maebe: Across from where?
I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.-Lucille
"Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to."-Buster
"Taste the happy, Michael."
"Those people are so dramatic they make me want to set myself on fire!"-Lucille
"Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land?"
" I blue myself "-Tobias
"I need somethin' to give my dingle less tingle." --- "Tea for dong!"
"And you want to be my latex salesman. I don't think so!" –Jerry
"I mean hey, I'm a nice person. When I see freaks on the street I don't
stare, but I'm careful not to look away. See, because I want the freaks to
feel comfortable. That's nice for the freaks." --Elaine and Kramer
"We have to have sex to save the friendship" –Jerry
"There's good naked and there's bad naked" –Jerry
"Well, see there are many difference between American Soviet cultures that
you're not aware of. Ya see in Russia, the cable guy...he's got the whole
run of the house. Yeah, that's tradition." --Kramer
"Where are we going? A little place I like to call 'you'll see'" –Kramer
"Boxers! How do you wear these things? Look, theyre baggin' up, they're
ridin' in here! And there's nothin' holdin' me in place, i'm flippin im
floppin!" –Kramer
What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning
or losing? - Jerry
"I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's
feelings."
"My God, what is this salty discharge? Is this crying? This is terrible -- I
care!" - Jerry
Books:
(Best magazine to read! Awesome political articles!)
I LOVE reading and as of lately I've been chain reading...
Here are some of my favorites:Conversations with God - Neale Donald Walsch
Borrowed Finery - Paula Fox
The Mermaid Chair - Sue Monk Kid
Sellevision, Dry, Running With Scissors, Possible Side Effects - Augusten Burroughs
9 Highland Road: Sane Living for the Mentally Ill - Michael Winerip
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Mary, Called Magdalene - Margaret George
Hooked: Five Addicts Challenge Our Misguided Drug Rehab System - Lonny Shavelson
The Red Tent - Anita Diamant
Education of a Felon - Edward Bunker
An Unquiet Mind - Key Redfield Jamison
The Quiet Room: A Journey out of the Torment of Madness - Lori Schiller
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
Lying - Lauren Slater
Random Family - Adrian Nicole LeBlanc
Black, White and Jewish: Autobiography of a Shifting Self - Rebecca Walker
Pour Your Heart into It: How Starbucks Built a Company One Cup at a Time - Howard Schultz, Dori Jones Yang
Cane River - Lalita Tademy
Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers - Mary Roach
Lucky - Alice Sebold
Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting by in America - Barbara Ehrenreich
Rescuing Patty Hearst: Growing Up Sane in a Decade Gone Mad - Virginia Holman
The Five Dysfunctions of a Team: A Leadership Fable - Patrick Lencioni
I Know Thi sMuch Is True - Wally Lamb
Mr.Nice
was amazing, must read (especially if ya partake in the ganja - not sold in the US, go to amazon.co.uk) - Howard Marks
Blue Rage, Black Redemption by Stanley "Tookie"
Williams, co-founder of the Crips. This is an AMAZING glimpse into an incredible world! When the Crips was started, it was with no intention of what it's become. Their real name was "CRIBS" - but whenever they were drunk, they said Crips.... Tookie was not a saint by any means, but he did spend the better part of his life trying to correct all his wrongs and teach children and the world about the troubles and hardships of violence. Every gangbanger should read this book!
Heroes:
Larry Gibson - one of the last hold outs against the huge coal company, Massey Coal Company in the Appalachian Mountains of West Virgina. Thus far a cottage of his has been burned to the ground, one dog killed and numerous shootings at his home, which has been in his family for over 10 generations. All this because apparently he has a gold mine of coal under his property and they want him out.
Augusten Burroughs- I admire all individulas who grow up in a very dysfunctional family and who turn that into strength. Or at least say FUCK it, and live for themself. Augusten probably doesn't think he's a strong person, but dude, you're still alive, you're in love, you're a successful writer, you're pretty damn strong! And what's more, he's one of the most honest human beings I know of.
Grey Nickels- established the U.S. Mayors Climate Protection Agreement; signed by 212 mayors representing 43 million Americans, the initiative commits each city to following Kyoto guidelines by reducing greenhouse-gas emissions to pre-1990 levels. He said, F Bush, if the President and Federal government wont sign Kyoto, I will!!!