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Amber

The Only True Wisdom is in Knowing You Know Nothing - Socrates

About Me

Enigma - "a person of puzzling or contradictory character."
I'm generally pretty good at talking about myself, yet the words escape me when it comes to contrite condensations like this one. I think I've met a grand total of two people I couldn't stand to be in the same room with, so the winds of fate are in your favor that I'll like you. I'm a right-brained language prodigy who cringes at the word "routine" and strives for anything but the mundane (despite falling far short of the mark). I'm volatile, sarcastic , and slightly caustic while being the kindest person you'll ever meet at the same time. I can be your best friend and worst nightmare within a 15-minute span. I laugh until it doesn't hurt. I'm a theatre fiend, so expect undue attention when in any kind of proximity to me. Feel like impressing me? Let's follow three rules:
1) I dig brain waves. Try throwing them at me when we speak.
2) You will be judged by your musical tastes ; accept it. If you can get over that, I'm guessing I've found a winner.
3) Don't judge. Learn.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||| 16%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness || 10%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Indie |||||||||||||||||||| 85% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

.. Witty banter, The English language, Theatrics, illogical talk, correcting your grammar, intelligent conversation, all the "-isms" you can think of, the 1960's, art, Van Gogh, winning SO incredibly hard at life that your head spins, la musica, philosophy, being nice to critters, tofu, Sunshine Hugs!, Utopia and how we'll achieve it, annoying optimism, naivity, sarcasm and satire, literature, writing, thinking bubbles, DRAMMMMMMMAAAAAAA (on stage and off),breaking it down like no other white girl can, kicking ass, general academia, yelling at Hot Topic kids for missing out on neurons when Evoloution handed them out.

I'd like to meet:

The founder of the Gardenburger. He seems pretty chill.

Music:

.. Acid rock, hippies with guitars, disco-tech, and any way I can combine the three.

Movies:

..Gone With the Wind,Almost Famous, Un Chien Andelou, The Seventh Seal, American Beauty, Waking Life,Yellow Submarine!!!, The Wizard of Oz, The Adventures of Milo and Otis,Happy Gilmore...maybe.

Television:

..TV kills your chromosomes.

Books:

The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner
ANYTHING by Faulkner, for that matter.
The entire Joyce catalogue
East of Eden
Farenheit 451
Any bit of brillance from Kurt Vonnegaut

Heroes:

Vincent VanGogh
John Lennon(!)
Teressa, Barbie's brunette friend (she was the brains of the outfit, yet she was still SO fashionable).
Ziggy, the greatest cat...ever!

My Blog

Anuerisms Sound Like a Good Way to Go...

I run on on 3 hours of sleep a night.  I twitch because my bloodstream has been replaced by coffee and I still haven't saved the world. What's a girl to do?
Posted by Amber on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:23:00 PST

Catharsis...

For the retards, that means "a purging of emotion."  I know the swelling all-too well.  For lack of something eloquent: I'm.fucking. furious.   Call me the snoot of the centur...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

All of these emotions in mind keep me from giving my life to a RAINBOW like you...

Tee hee.  You thought I was gonna' be serious. Alas, it would appear that the Insomnia Terrorists have held me hostage once again.  I'm sure it has nothing to do with the ungodly amount of ...
Posted by Amber on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

CAFFIENE = LIFE!!!...

Why doesn 't Tom let you befriend yourself on MySpace?  Why are we forced to put sucky people on our Top Eight when we really want to put ourselves up there?!  Freakin' internet!  All y...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST

And You Thought ADD Had Gone Extinct...

Somewhere between the 50th sorostitute on my floor and 10th person who's offered to get me stoned, it hit me... Too bad I can't remember what "it" was.  That was a damn fine epiphany! Strang...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST

I HAVE LOST MY EDGE!!...

I miss the glory days of my blogging when everything pissed me off and everyone laughed at my permanent PMS.  It's gone, kiddos.  Call it apathy or a mere diversion into more pressing m...
Posted by Amber on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST

You Can Be Unique! Just Like Me!...

Who would have thought I'd see the day when geekiness became the "in" thing? Is it karma?  The live-action Revenge of the Nerds?  Maybe a semi-retarded generation desperately clinging t...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST

It's Like Free-Association! Only With Paragraphs...

Finding Nirvana would kick so much patooty.  Then again, I'd have to shave my head.  Blah, I think I'll stick to Kabahlah.  Everyone always told me I have a Jew nose anyway. There's too...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:11:00 PST

I am a Cheap and Taudry Slut...

Great! Now that I've grabbed your five-minute attention span, brace yourselves for some incoherent dribble!  I look around and I see that I'm going where I've been before.  Not that I can h...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:03:00 PST

Sans the Shit, If You Please

Someone must have conked me in the head on one of my "wild druken stupor" nights and sent me packing to the land of Mommy's Basement where social retardation and Dungeons and Dragons breed.  Why,...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 05:43:00 PST