I'm the madam of The Hootchy Kootchy Club, I take care of the girls and tell people off and keep people in line and maintain order.
I am also the assistant costumer and the one who teaches the girls to keep their heads up, and their arms straight when they are dancing (and no pre-school jazzy jazz hands!!)
I believe in hard work, hard liquor and diamonds. I like to curse and toast dead popes in tequila, I hate liars with a passion and I think Mae West knows what she's talking about!
