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Sarcasm Unlimited

Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?

About Me

Its obvious who I am. Right? I'm tangibly marred perfection. I'm a portrait of simplicity in all its complexities. I'm proud in my humble modesty, and shy when I seek the limelight. I am stubborn in my insistence to cooperate. I'm silver-tongued in my plain-spoken bluntness. I'm not saying I'm a contradiction in terms, though I may approach paradoxical proportions given my small physical size and large attitude and presence. I'm willing to rise above the challenges I don't find myself to be beneath; I'm capable af going right around the issues I've never left behind; and I'm quite willing to sink to lower levels just to get a rise out of others. I'm a play on words. I'm contemporarily olde-fashioned. I choose to fly free on jesses of silk and silver.


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My Interests

A path to self discovery and change shimmers before my feet. I know where I intend for it to take me, but the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Fortunately, there's no handbasket in sight. My interests are currently a conglomerative of reading, my work, writing very short and highly self-focused prose, school, playing with my son, light physical training, oh dear... the list goes on and on, apparently.

I'd like to meet:

An open heart, an open mind; to err is human, to forgive, divine; gentle, strong, headstrong, cooperative, patient, wise, kind, loving, tender, ... or at least not cold, insensitive, locked away, rude, intolerant, etc. Tall order, either way, but I'll consider a compromise.
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.

Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Music:

I'm sure I could map out a soundtrack to my life. I'm a huge fan of Alkaline Trio, the Matches, the Used, RX Bandits, Sugarcult, Yellowcard, the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Jann Arden, Coheed and Cambria... Ok, again, another list I could go on with forever.

Movies:

Horror! Shock my with blood and gore, grisly scenes of dismemberment and slaughter. Romantic comedy, with sweet scenes of everything working out right in the end. Comedy, as long as its not too idiotic. Fantasy, with magic and impossible feats, heroes and heroines endeavoring to save their worlds. Ok, so, just a list: Reservoir Dogs, House of a Thousand Corpses, Willow, the Labyrinth (David Bowie is sooooo HOT!), Zoolander (again, David Bowie is sooo hot, even without all the makeup and tights!), the Truth About Cats and Dogs, Almost anything with John Cusack, almost anything with Nicolas Cage....

Television:

Sadly, Jeopardy, Project Runway, CSI, Scrubs, but the only thing I watch with any regularity is the news and Jeopardy.

Books:

My hideaway! My escape from reality. I'm nearly constantly broadening my horizons by borrowing the landscapes of worlds that don't exist. Almost anywhere I go, I will have a book in hand. Usually fantasy, though. Magic, and warring Gods, incredible worlds... Authors include Steven Erikson, Robert Jordan (you can rest in piece as soon as your ghost finishes the bloody Wheel of Time series!!!!!), Mercedes Lackey, Orson Scott Card, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, and many many more.

Heroes:

Children; they see the good and hope in all people. They believe with a strength of conviction God made possible only in the innocent. They trust that the world is a good and safe place. They have faith in the people around them. They live every day like tomorrow never happened and tomorrow is just a nebulous word that defies definition, and therefore, doesn't count. No wound is too big to be healed by a kiss, and when your heart hurts, its ok, because there's no blood. I look to my son for inspiration, for total acceptance, for a smile, and when I have a bobo, I only have to ask, and strangely, I always feel better.

My Blog

A little political disclaimer....

On Friday, several coworkers and I went to lunch.  Our conversation quickly deteriorated from friendly office gossip and work-related chit-chat to a full blown political debate.  Normally, I...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:13:00 PST

Something you think about....

When you start to say something, and you turn with the words forming on your lips.... and realize there's no one there, then you know there's something you miss.  Or you roll over in bed, scootch...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:06:00 PST

Slipping over the edge, falling in love

Fingers clutch the edge of the cliffs, digging  in furiously.  The fingertips are bloody and bruised... the rock is certainly not soft.  Heavy breathing, panting with effort, trying des...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:36:00 PST

If one door is locked....

The night breeze swirled around her bare legs, bringing the sensation of the softest fingertips carressing her skin.  With a deep breath, she looked up into the sky, seeing nothing but the m...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:15:00 PST

People Suck

She trudges along, one foot in front of the other, her head down, watching the cracks in the sidewalk pass beneath her feet.  Her hands are shoved down to the very bottoms of her jacket's pockets...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:01:00 PST

Just this once...

You hear or see something that strikes you... it runs you through on the shining silver tip of a sword, peircing the heart, deflating the pride, and bringing the weaknesses to the forefront.... And w...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:02:00 PST

Willful (poetry)

WillfulCan you hate me now?Please say yesWith everything I’ve doneplease say you do.Last act, final act,bowing out, No standing ovation.Do you hate me now?I’ve done all I canso give me thi...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

More Than Time

Thanks to a very good friend, though she may not realize how good she truly is... and an exceptionally loving family....When you love, you are bound to hurt.  The hurts may be small when the love...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:17:00 PST

Spiritual Bulimia

I was asked the other day why I focus so much on my negative emotions.  It took me a while, a lot of delving into the dankest reaches of my soul, before I finally came up with an answer that sati...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:23:00 PST

DARKEST despair and BRIGHTEST hope, the conflict between night and day

Shadows fall, and the silence seems to echo.  Voices howling, swirling, like fog around your ankles, obscuring where your feet fall, obscuring the warnings trying desperately to reach your ears.&...
Posted by Sarcasm Unlimited on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:41:00 PST