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Lauren

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About Me

If I make you a cocktail, be sure to tell me if you want the Lauren pour, or a normal one.... Don't worry, anything you are carrying, you can put it in my satchel/mom purse if you need too. I won't mind at all... I drink way too much coffee... I like to read, write,talk, drink and be merry... My degree is in English.... But no, I don't want to be a teacher... I'd rather be a revolutionary... I like to go on tangents... I have millions of ideas and don't know where to begin... I like to have conversations even if they are silent ones... I like people and ideas that inspire change... I believe that people are connected through chaos and the cosmos... People seem to think I'm funny when I'm crabby/angry... I can talk/argue/analyze sports with the best of them... Watch sports with me at your own risk, there's only a select few who can stomach it... My neighbors must hate me when I watch Cavs games... My neighbors must hate me when I listen to music... I love bright colors and even brighter eyeshadow.... I prefer plastic bracelets over diamond ones..... I go through spurts of being uncreative... I then go through spurts of glorious genius.... I would kill for my family and friends.... I take on others pain and problems as my own.... I am full of useless information and facts.... I hate bad spellers...... I firmly believe in the power of lipgloss.... candy layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

Music. Books. Writing poetry and shit. Lounging. Rocking out. White wine. Sports. Daydreaming. Wishing. People watching. Concerts. Smoking. Rain. Happy hour. Late nights. The beach. Reading cheap magazines. Dreaming about $940 dollar shoes. Intelligent conversation. Late night chats. Staring at the wall. Laughing. Being arrogant. Meeting new people. Nature. The city. Your thoughts. My opinions. That is life and what makes it worth it.

I'd like to meet:

John Lydon. Sid Vicious. Al Capone. Che. Castro. Andy Warhol. Lebron James. Buddha. Jesus. Myself...oh wait that would only be if I was someone else.

Music:

Is needed for survival.

Movies:

Thank goodness for netflix.

Television:

I am currently addicted to Cold Case.

Books:

Anything. I love recommendations... "you can always find your own life in art even if it is distorted or discolored"

Heroes:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net ...or into a forum
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Blog

Peanut

Had to put my cat down today without warning.  Totally fucking sucks and I am totally devastated.  (To anyone that thinks "its just an animal what's the big deal?" I will fucking punch you.)...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:50:00 PST

Back to Iowa

Going back to the writer's workshop in Iowa today. Be gone for a few so don't miss me terribly. And yes, there is people in Iowa.  And for a few days I will be one of the fabulous ones among the ...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:01:00 PST

Humility...

Went to see Against Me and Cursive at the House of Blues with Rachel tonight.  Going outside to smoke, our hands were stamped to ensure re-entry.  A procedure that I can assume will now be a...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:28:00 PST