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I carry myself with an overwhelming and generally entertaining sense of dread. I write in corner. I write at work. I write at parties. I write in bars. I write notes on tiny scraps of paper that you’ll never understand. I write a lot. I read a lot. I read at bus stops and yes while walking. I rather hate commas. I create. I am nothing without my muse who happens to be my wife. I’m passionate. Politics intrigue me. Science, music, buttons, bumper stickers, B movies and books all make life more interesting. I want no I will be a huge part of the rebirth of the Arts in Cleveland. I’ll always be a poet but I see the world, it’s stories and moments through the imagination of the stage. I quote obscure books and movies often. My friends say I’m pretty funny though 86% of all people (and that number probably should be higher) probably will never get my humor. I like to listen to people and steal their conversations. I’m random. Oh and at parties I like to introduce myself as Jacob.
He likes to create things so please take a look and then buy things he comes up with.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Not many who are alive. George A. Romero is one though. I'd love to meet Gillian Anderson, Bruce Campbell , Mick Foley, Art Bell, Adam West, Sam Shepard, James Tate, The Dude and The wrestler Raven.
The Dead include: The Marquis De Sade,Gordon Solie, and now Kurt Vonnegut Edgar Allan Poe , and Kurt Cobain.

My Blog

Random thoughts in the key of Jive 1-22-09

" Spiderman Noir? Really? Its Marvels latest Spidey offering. Yep its apparently a part of Marvels new bleed Jimi dry division. Fabulous." Okay fine Marvel you win, but you wont catch me buying Ama...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:54:00 GMT

Random thoughts in the key of Jive 1/06/08

Two weeks in a row with my days off scheduled right next to each other? I can get use to this. Too bad I always have to work Saturdays. I've noticed since becoming a "department head" I've become mor...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:38:00 GMT

Every third week. ---A new poem---

Every third week. The phone rangalmost nonstop.For the better part of the daywas a Tuesday. Or a Thursday.One of the "t" ones I'm sure of thatconstant ringringBahhhhhhRingAround the rosies. I tried to...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:17:00 GMT

Random thoughts in the key of Jive 12-20 thru 12-26

First off I'd like to introduce you all to Stiller. That's right he's the star of the book "I'm Not Stiller". Read it! Did you know there's a Godzilla size at Phoenix coffee? So I've added a rabbit ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:48:00 GMT

The night of the homecoming party or just a Thursday six years removed from school. --New Poem

There was garbage everywhere It was the only sign of the mass of humanity that descended upon the small apartment down fourth street. You know where it is. Trust me. In the living room there were se...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:26:00 GMT

Plum --A new Poem--

I tried to peel it back slow But I was all thumbs Or left feet. My mother use to call me one of those Midnight cravings struck Like pregnant women who want olives and toast Would've been better To sle...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:16:00 GMT

The Devil Comes to Dinner Scene 2 and 3

About a week later. The apartment is dark with the exception of candles lit in various places. The furniture is spread out. Joann comes in takes a piece of chalk and draws a large circle on the floor....
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:24:00 GMT

The Devil Comes To Dinner Prologue/Scene 1

*Prior to the start an audience member will need to be picked. This audience member will be playing the role of Marty/Shooting Guard. They will be instructed to run on stage when instructed. Overhead...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Bones --- A new poem

Bones Mad chatter turned shrill. A compilation of failures and could have beens tossed salad dropped in the hallway. The one I fell in as a kid alone and in need of friends. Chele was brilliant in h...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:58:00 GMT

Random thoughts in the key of Jive 11-12-08

Travelling with NPH is totally boss I want (NAYYYY need) to meet the thoroughbred of sin. I'm pretty sure I need to incorporate the word "balls" at least three times a day into conversation. You know...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:58:00 GMT