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Susan

24/365 is my life

About Me

I'm a girl, and by me that's only great! I am proud that my silhouette is curvy, That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.I adore being dressed in something frilly When my date comes to get me at my place. Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy, Like a filly who is ready for the race!When I have a brand new hairdo With my eyelashes all in curl, I float as the clouds on air do, I enjoy being a girl!When men say I'm cute and funny And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl, I just lap it up like honey I enjoy being a girl!I flip when a fellow sends me flowers, I drool over dresses made of lace, I talk on the telephone for hours With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!I'm strictly a female female And my future I hope will be In the home of a brave and free male Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.When men say I'm sweet as candy As around in a dance we whirl, It goes to my head like brandy, I enjoy being a girl!When someone with eyes that smoulder Says he loves ev'ry silken curl That falls on my iv'ry shoulder, I enjoy being a girl!When I hear the compliment'ry whistle That greets my bikini by the sea, I turn and I glower and I bristle, But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!I'm strictly a female female And my future I hope will be In the home of a brave and free male Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

My Interests

Shooting boys, drugging asses, throwing drinks on white shirts, kicking balls, screwing bulbs, duck tapping mofos in the basement, melting wax down backs..........BIZNAT...GET REAL!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

anything that my ears would dance to.....anything my slamin hair will swing to....anything heavyness will kill the metal with....GOT IT FIGURED OUT YET?

My Blog

VEGAS , we're BACK

every new year gots to start in VEGAS !!!!! party like rock stars, idiots, and so forth. If yall are going the same week as my ENTOURAGE then HOLLA.10 lovely mama's ready to get crunk like no other. P...
Posted by Susan on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

shit face part one

don't eat what you bought the night before while your drunk........SOOOO NO BUENO!!!!!!!!!3 bars in one night, meaning 3x's the drinks, woke up next to my favorite person complaining how shit face she...
Posted by Susan on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:34:00 PST

i HATE

talking on the phonewaking up in the morningcutting my nailswashing my carno getting drunk on the weekendsloud peopleugly peoplepretty peopleold peopleantsroachesslamming my toe on the corner of the t...
Posted by Susan on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST

SUMMER LOVIN HAVIN A BLAST

And that was the end of my summer... TIME TO GO TO SLEEP...
Posted by Susan on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST

knowing too much

sometimes you want to know it all, but once you know you wished you've never. stolen secrets are not ment to be heard. It's either going to break you or make you a theft. when you break something you ...
Posted by Susan on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:15:00 PST

ola

so yeah.......... some dude said i was like FIYA......and trouble.... wth.. i don't even know you and u said i was touble... what???!!!! i hear that a lot but whats that all about..??? DAMN IT !!! ...
Posted by Susan on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST

can i get a..............

-pen, so i can write you ticket for farting in my face... HAHA -quarter, so this way i can use it to plug your ass up -stick, so this way i can stick it all the way up your ass -phone, so i can call a...
Posted by Susan on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 01:19:00 PST

i love me a good laid

HAHA got your attention!!!!!!! what is a good laid? Ones that: -when you wake up in the morining and their gone... YES!!!! no explanning how drunk you were... HAH -when no kissing is involved -when t...
Posted by Susan on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST

I've got a life time of knowledge

Oright so i went out last night.....trying out my eye power(kinda rusty)...score!!!!!!!!! YEAH why do i always get the same kinda dudes??? literaly no joke same race & color??? WHAT IS GOD DOING??...
Posted by Susan on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST

you know what really grinds my gears.......

Since all yall keep askin, heres your answer: when your taking a shit and after your done.. FUCK no more toilet paper!!! THAT "F"in GRINDS MY GEARS oh yeah and when your at a resturant, you order stea...
Posted by Susan on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:10:00 PST