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MIKE

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About Me



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I like to fart and punch people in the face. Im the asshole ex boyfriend that youre friends talk shit about. the only thing i suck at is losing. i have a family history of hairloss, excessive gas, lung cancer, stomach cancer, kidney failure, diabetes, high cholestoral, high blood pressure.If we put our genes together well procreate a winner.CLICK THE WEBSITE TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT ME www.iamawesome.com

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My Interests

partying and playing world of warcraft. i just got a new grill and i like to grill stuff. i like to get excessively drunk at inappropriate times and And spew projectile vomit all over peoples faces. i like to fart in elevators and others peoples cars when the heater is on. i like to punt small animals and roundhouse kick little kids in the face.

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet gargomel and devise new plans to conquer smurf village. Smurf village has grown too powerful and must be stopped. I have assigned various recon missions to deviate air raids. The battle has only begin and i will not rest untill i have spilled BLUE blood across the land!FUCK SMURFS

Music:

Jazz, Hip hop, Punk, Classic rock, 80's porno music,

Movies:

Saving ryans privates, Bangbus, Cliff banger 2, Bootyguard

Television:

Simpsons, Family guy, American dad, Food network, History channel, The Office.

Books:

i hope they serve beer in hell, the alphabet of manliness, charllotes web

Heroes:

CROCOP