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Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom

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About Me


"When this whole thing started all I had was a name - now there's a definition and a reason." - Anthony Green
Name: Alan Robert Alzona
Birthday: October 30th 1983
Birthplace: MARS
Current Location: San Diego CA
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: black with purple tips
Height: 5'7" without hair with hair 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right for some things left for others
Your Heritage: half black and black
The Shoes You Wore Today: good ol' cr8's
Your Weakness: adorable...ness
Your Fears: dying alone.......i'm taking you with me, failure, no hairspray/flat irons
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, and hungry howies cajun crust.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become famous
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cheers
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope thats sweat
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair, or cheeks.
i've been told people would pay or kill for my cheeks. i'd prefer they kill.
Your Bedtime: later than late. when no one else is on aim.
Your Most Missed Memory: playing shows
Pepsi or Coke: water. or raspberry iced tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: if i had to, the BK LOUNGE burger king. not without coupes
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NESTEA!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, i'm not much of a chocolate fan
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, but I enjoy watching people drink coffee. as in "hey alan want to get some coffee?" "no, but i'll watch"
Do you Smoke: not for long
Do you Swear: "that you got pretty eyes"
Do you Sing: ALWAYS. LETS KARAOKE BATTLE!!!!!!
Do you Shower Daily: yup. gotta degunkify my hair
Have you Been in Love: i'd like to think so
Do you want to go to College: i'm old
Do you want to get Married: yes. currently accepting applications
Do you belive in yourself: always
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I think i'm nice
Are you a Health Freak: seems like it
Do you get along with your Parents: yes. I love my parents, but they dont love eachother.
Do you like Thunderstorms: no. cause usually thunder means rain. and rain sucks.
Do you play an Instrument: yup, bass, guitar, my vocal chords.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope, quitting for now. unbtil i have a reason to celebrate.
In the past month have you Smoked: probably
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope probably the past year too.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I WORK IN THE MALL, and on my days off...I'M IN THE MALL
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I always thought this question was dumb. but yes I did eat a box of oreos, they were chris and michelles.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I WISH. need someone to go with.
In the past month have you been on Stage: not yet. soon hopefully.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bath tub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: hahah yeah. not too often.
Ever been called a Tease: nope.
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: nope.
How do you want to Die: fighting ZOMBIES!!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dont want to grow up, cause if I did, I wouldnt be a toys R us kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: JAPAN
IN A GIRL
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: crazy, or just crazy hair in general
Short or Long Hair: whichever looks good.
Height: I dont care
Weight: I dont care, as long as we can talk forever about anything, you can be the fattest, skinniest, shortest, or tallest person in the world.
Best Clothing Style: not lame
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: a mathematical shitload
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2 3/4 sleeves one arm has a tiger and a shoki the other has a demon and a samurai
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets are for losers. cheers

My Interests

hey kids, my name is Alan. I enjoy shirtless unicorn rides down the beach, and handshakes at sunrise. I like interesting people, flamin hot cheetos, juice of any kind, sushi, film making, acting, directing, pita chips, blockbuster nights, the grimace, white condiments, long talks about anything, great smelling shampoo, stand up comedy, sketch comedy, sketch bomedy, working out, street fighter, issey miyake, inside jokes, mexican food, my koi fish, gravy, hairspray, karaoke, fabreeze, commercial jingles, jalapeno artichoke dip, staying up ridiculously late, guitar hero, hanging out with friends, an occasional drink, helping you find the perfect pair of jeans, my flat iron, foreign films, cookies and cream ice cream, playing bass, playing music, listening to music, making music, making babies, california burritos, robots, green and purple, anything japanese, zombies, and YOU!
i'm the youngest of the brothers irons.

if you enjoy any or all of the above stated interests aim at me: cowboyalzee. cheers

I'd like to meet:



Music:



currently listening to "DJ OZMA"

Movies:

FINAL FANTASY ADVENT CHILDREN(watched it 3 times today)TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE, SUPER TROOPERS, Office Space, Napolean Dynamite, GI JOE THE MOVIE, Predator "IM RIGHT HERE!!", Infernal Affairs, Mean Girls but i dont like wats her face.

Television:



Saved by the motha fucking bell, Stella, worlds scariest police chases, 5 on 5, Family Guy, Futurama,Chapelle Show, FULL HOUSE "DJ's very first horse", Thomas The Train but hes always on a downer, too bad hes not friends with a wambulance. "Dont worry mom, we can watch shark week tommorow, its all week long"

Books:

THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR LOVE LIFE

Heroes:

my dad

My Blog

abc its easy as do rey you? or me or something

" AAre you available?: it seems like foreverWhat is your age?: 23, 24 on october 30th what are you going to dress up as?" BDo you know anyone named Brian?: yeah we hang out on our class break When is ...
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST

the most magical break ever

so I was at mesa today and during the break between classes I was chilling with my buddy bryan. we were sitting near the parking lot on this little concrete wall, just talking about working and what n...
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:17:00 PST

Survey

1) How was your day?school all day in the scorching heat. my favorite2) Are you in a relationship?nope, being single builds character3) Do you have a crush on anyone?I think you have crush's when you'...
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:20:00 PST

Alan is Scary

at work today i got the usual hair comments, always positive. until late in the day a family came in to the store. it was a mother and father and their little daughter, the father was really excited a...
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

charmin commercials have taught me one thing

I never quite got the connection before, but the charmin commercial bears have taught me something today.....bears like to wipe their asses with charmin toilet paper.
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:56:00 PST

I aint fraid(yeah fraid) of no ghosts

hey kids, i've been telling the old ghost stories about my house at work a lot lately, so I figured why not document most of the sightings in a blog. keep in mind things used to happen a lot more freq...
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:11:00 PST

probably what true love is

i've been meaning to post this for a couple weeks now. had some customers in the store a short while back, husband and wife probably in their early 30's. quite adorable, the husband was helping the wi...
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST

2 seconds of fame:American Idol tryouts....more than meets the eye

hey kids just posted a bulletin about this today, this is the first video I could find of me at American Idol. my clip is like two seconds long at 1:19 into it. cheers ...
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

CODENAME:POWERGLOVE

the Cal State San Marcos film festival winner. "CODENAME:POWER GLOVE" written by Rey Yanga, Gilbert Manabat, and Alan Alzonaawarded "Best Sound Editing and Audience Favorite" at the 2nd Annual Cal Sta...
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

the holy crap kids

from my holy crap kids bulletin. if you read my previous bulletin i'm watching willow. i was thinking, aww that baby is adorable in this movie, then i started thinking this movie came out in 1988, thi...
Posted by Duck King of the Brazy88 is Venom on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST