hey kids, my name is Alan. I enjoy shirtless unicorn rides down the beach, and handshakes at sunrise. I like interesting people, flamin hot cheetos, juice of any kind, sushi, film making, acting, directing, pita chips, blockbuster nights, the grimace, white condiments, long talks about anything, great smelling shampoo, stand up comedy, sketch comedy, sketch bomedy, working out, street fighter, issey miyake, inside jokes, mexican food, my koi fish, gravy, hairspray, karaoke, fabreeze, commercial jingles, jalapeno artichoke dip, staying up ridiculously late, guitar hero, hanging out with friends, an occasional drink, helping you find the perfect pair of jeans, my flat iron, foreign films, cookies and cream ice cream, playing bass, playing music, listening to music, making music, making babies, california burritos, robots, green and purple, anything japanese, zombies, and YOU!
i'm the youngest of the brothers irons.
if you enjoy any or all of the above stated interests aim at me: cowboyalzee. cheers
currently listening to "DJ OZMA"
FINAL FANTASY ADVENT CHILDREN(watched it 3 times today)TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE, SUPER TROOPERS, Office Space, Napolean Dynamite, GI JOE THE MOVIE, Predator "IM RIGHT HERE!!", Infernal Affairs, Mean Girls but i dont like wats her face.
Saved by the motha fucking bell, Stella, worlds scariest police chases, 5 on 5, Family Guy, Futurama,Chapelle Show, FULL HOUSE "DJ's very first horse", Thomas The Train but hes always on a downer, too bad hes not friends with a wambulance. "Dont worry mom, we can watch shark week tommorow, its all week long"
THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR LOVE LIFE
my dad