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Matt ™

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About Me


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Name: Matt Helmann
Birthday: November 9, 1978
Birthplace: T-Town, Washington
Current Location: P-Town, Washington
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: blond and brown
Height: 6 foot 3
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: irish and german
The Shoes You Wore Today: my black and red TSUBO ones
Your Weakness: kryptonite...when my daughter sticks her lower lip out at me
Your Fears: failure..
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese from Dees in Massapequa, NY
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get divorced finally...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: the shower is THIS way.....
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: when I am tired
Your Most Missed Memory: my friends in California
Pepsi or Coke: neither....tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced, Venti, 6 shot, 4 pumps vanilla, nonfat milk, stirred before the ice is put in vanilla latte...come on...not that difficult...
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: i shouldnt...
Do you Sing: in the car
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: LOL
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: some days...
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes..they are sexy
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Like Johnny Cash and June Carter cash...soulmates that took a lifetime to believe it themselves...I love you Audrey....err...Honey Bunny.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me...nothing more, nothing less
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain...Italy...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: doesnt matter...get the idea that I just care that someone puts a nice package together? Although I am pretty much NOT into bulimic girls...
Best Clothing Style: urban
Number of Drugs I have taken: recently? within the last year? zero sir...
Number of CDs I own: i have like 20K songs on my itunes
Number of Piercings: 4 in my ears
Number of Tattoos: 1, RABBIT IN THE MOON on my upper back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: LOL...ask my friends....
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My Interests

Hangin out, having a good time, playing with my kids. Watching movies. Listening to music. Usual stuff.....

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My Blog

R.I.P. Valerie Lynn Klafke...10/25/70-11/20/06

Most of you who know me, know that I had a sister.  Now, I had never met her, only talked to her on the phone.  She was my father's from a previous marriage.  I guess his ex wife gives ...
Posted by Matt ™ on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:19:00 PST

Life...or something like it. What makes a parent?

I like to feel like I have semi-thick skin...but sometimes things really do bother me.  Usually when it has to do with my kids or my family...you know how that goes.  So get this, my better ...
Posted by Matt ™ on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:18:00 PST

I am happy today....

People who know me personally, know that I am involved in a divorce that has consumed a large portion of my life.  People ask me how I can keep smiling...I tell them that at least I am alive.&nbs...
Posted by Matt ™ on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:40:00 PST

Father's Day

As I was falling asleep yesterday, I couldnt help but think about the day that I just had.  Short of a billion dollars, or a cure for cancer, there wasnt much more that I could have asked for.&nb...
Posted by Matt ™ on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST

retarded people...

I mean retards people...not in the technical sense, but in the metaphorical sense.  Like, when you know you are dealing with someone who is just so many ticks below your own intelligence level th...
Posted by Matt ™ on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:33:00 PST