Mr. Elliott Cavalier - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"it's futile, i suppose, to defend smoking, drinking, and fucking. NEVERTHELESS, not to defend smokers, drinkers, and fuckers would be a horrible mistake. Who wants to live in a world without them, without their libidinous hunger, without their exaulted obsessions? They take the joy and sometimes the pain of living to the very edge and shout back instructions, dire caveats, titillating weather reports. They inspire great writing and bring a reader's blood to the boiling point. Without them, the world might be simple and clean, but it wouldn't be deliciously, fascinatingly, pathetically human, would it? nor would it be much fun."

My Interests

capillary action. the krebs cycle. extra electrons. remainders.

I'd like to meet:

"she had been a cheerleader, though an improbable one, a serious one, the one who never smiled."
"my feeling is that if you're not self-obsessed you're probably boring."
"All we really want is for no one to have a boring life, to be impressive, so that we can be impressed."
if ever Clinton Kelly crosses my path...oh shit.

Music:

i pretty much only listen to songs that start with dialogue...preferably in spanish. and i love hearing artists cover talking heads

Movies:

House of Yes. Kill Bill. The Outsiders. Stand By Me. Ordinary People. Magnolia. What About Bob. The Shape of Things. Rudy. Wizard of Oz. I heart Huckabees. team america. wet hot american summer. the squid and the whale. dawn of the dead.

Television:

Oprah has made it impossible for me to have a close relationship with anyone besides Oprah

Books:

A.H.W.O.S.G.

Heroes:

Gene Parmesan

My Blog

My Life In A Philadelphia or Retrograde-o-rama

Don't go killing yourself in a Philadelphia, you'll only hurt yourself, babe.lately i can only identify with the screen sensation Lindsay Lohan in her portrayal of Ashley Albright from the hit movie J...
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:34:00 PST

oh, to be a prepubescent boy again!

as the saying goes...girls have a button, boys have a pole and wicked touching takes its toll.it is very nice to be back in seattle. i spent a week and a half on a northeast tour of the u.s. landing i...
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST

pacifier

i've been in denial for far too long. i am madly and passionately in love with vin diesel.
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

i pooed at the top of the space needle

at the completion of a very tasty vegetarian kung pao chicken with the lovely carey rhul i was presented with a fortune cookie and boy it could not have been more accurate.it read "soon you will sit a...
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:03:00 PST

corner of ballsack

i think it is entirely funny that the hunt club is still scheduling me. for the most part, i really do enjoy the people that i get to work with. they're wicked funny. and some of them are quite easy t...
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST

shazaam!

i am weak willed. but that's not a terrible shocker, i'm sure. and as much as i try to rise above and resist temptation...i'can't help being human. so i wanted desperately to get a message from tom in...
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

freak in the sack

i love the verizon can you hear me now guy. and i think he might be putting on some lbs...just more to love if you ask me. i would do him in a new york minute.
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:56:00 PST

and just for the record

i truly love the internet.i mean...really, i love it. we definitely need just one day a year to recognize how grateful we are that the internet is in our lives. i mean, the internet is better than mos...
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:46:00 PST

if my life were a sitcom...and apparently it is

my my my...well now, i have always been entertained by life's little inside jokes, but now it is just getting ridiculous.so the trinity has moved southeast. caleb, bethany, and i have traveled long an...
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:53:00 PST

MASH

in a recent scientific study by the adolescent board of popular girls, it has been determined that i will indeed live in a shack. i also will sign a check for my adopted asian child as Mr. Bethany Rey...
Posted by Mr. Elliott Cavalier on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:15:00 PST