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Megan

They say the tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer. But Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.

About Me

We fought in the world war together. They were under me and I saved them five times from Japanese suicide divers and Wendell said I am going to marry that kid and the other said oh no you ain't I am and I said neither one of is because I will court marshall you all before you can bat an eye.

My Interests

Knitting to the sweet sweet Stevie Wonder.

Music:

See above + Cat Stevens, who, wrote Father and Son for a musical he was concocting about the Russian Revolution!

Movies:

Pretty in Pink. But only the "Everything's Duckie" Version in which all the cast members admit that this film was the greatest thing that ever happened to them. To all of us.

Television:

Stella!

Books:

Something pretentious.

Heroes:

The delightful man who sells me coffee in the morning.