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Dr. Geraldo Philgood

R.I.P. Steve Crocidile Hunter Irwin

About Me

First off, REST IN POWER YESKA!!! I go to Church, and I paint. To all the porn stars trying to add me...STOP!! I know you want me to hit that but I aint trying to get any STD's so VAMOOS!!! Oh yeah, peep this poster Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Chillin with the Yard Dogs. Collectin my endzz...keepin the nail strait,intelligent chimps. Catchin that nigga p diddy slippin and slappin his GREASY ass face for ripping me off!!!

I'd like to meet:

The Lock Ness Monster, Blackula, Crocidile Dundee, Yoda, Kenny Rogers... pretty much all the people that make the world go round. Oh yeah, Some girls that are down to paint!!! HOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLA

Music:

anything that sounds good

Movies:

Pooty Tang, Conan, The sound of music, La Chupacabra, Frankenfish.

Television:

Ch. 3 aka the blue channel

Books:

Webster's dictionary, the Bus book, anything Dr. Suess wrote, anything written by Cher.

Heroes:

Bruce Willis, he saved the world by sacrificing himself to blow up the meteroid.

My Blog

Ways to irritate a Telemarketer!!! Use it, it works

When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog...
Posted by O.G. Geraldo on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST

Words Women Use...copywritten patent pending!!!

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those argum...
Posted by O.G. Geraldo on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST