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brentyloke

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi. My name is Brent Kataoka. You've heard of me, I go by the name Mr. Right....and my first name is Always. Rumor has it that a lot of people are trying to find me, I believe it's due to the fact that by involving me with their lives that it will somehow become more fulfilling and worth living. In a nutshell, I'm half-japanese, half-amazing and when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence and a warm, yellow-like substance. Jk jk. I'm full-amazing. Naw, I'm really a nobody, and nobody is perfect. So in a sense, I'm perfect. If looks could kill I would be dead or at least seriously injured emotionally and mentally, but not physically cause then i wouldn't have killer looks anymore. Word has it that I have a body of a god and the intellect of a 10th grade honor student. I enjoy saying wassup to my brother, although he usually flips me off and embarrasses me in front of my friends, it's all g though. I like to spend the majority of my day ditching school and kicking it with the yard dogs. I enjoy a good drop kick to my enemy's faces from time-to-time and am often seen burning spots and getting caught up.
SOME STUFF ABOUT ME
Name: brent matashiro kataoka
Birthdate: august 10, 1988
Birthplace: here
Current Location: west covina
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark dark brown
Height: 5 ft. 7 in.
Weight: 132 lbs.
Piercings: industrial
Tattoos: panda
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: C.M.O.
Overused Phrase: dt
FAVORITES
Food: unagi (japanese water eel)
Candy: sour punch bites
Number: 8
Color: green
Animal: pandas & giraffes "penguins & polar bears"
Drink: mountain dew
Alcohol Drink: anything in a keg
Bagel: plain w/philadelphia cream cheese
Letter: b
Body Part on Opposite sex: legs, feet, eyes, ears, face, hair, etc.
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mc d's
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon (except for jolly ranchers)
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: sex
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: ughh
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny movies
Love or Money: love and money
YOUR....
Bedtime: whenever i get tired
Most Missed Memory: japan and my gma
Best physical feature: prolly my abs
First Thought Waking Up: i didn't hear my alarm go off
Goal for this year: double the population of america
Best Friends: my socks
Weakness: paper cuts
Fears: heights and spiders
Heritage: japanese
Longest relationship: 6 months
HAVE YOU....
Ever Drank: yeah
Ever Smoked: yeah
Pot: never
Ever been Drunk: too many brain cells killed from drinking to remember
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: naw
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: daily
Been Dumped Lately: not lately
IN A GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: not boring brown
Favorite Hair Color: something light, streaks are cool
Short or Long: whatever looks good
Height: shorter than me
Style: girly
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: neither
Muscular or Really Skinny: in between but more towards skinny
RANDOM
Number of Regrets in the Past: dunno
What country do you want to Visit: brazil
How do you want to Die: stabbed in the neck in a bar fight
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah (i work there)
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're whatever
Get along with your Parents: my relationship with my parents is like a symphony orchestra....except there are no instruments and the musicians just yell at each other
Health Freak: eat whatever you want, just exercise
Do you think your Attractive: yeah
Believe in Yourself: most of the time
Want to go to College: not really, but i'm going to
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: yeah
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: not well
Want to get Married: nope
Do you want Children: not really
Have your future kids names planned out: methanual or superfly
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost it to my hand already
Hate anyone: naw

My Interests



Hobbies

Graff

Music

"me being asian."

"the family....and ryan."

I'd like to meet:

-Dope Piecers
-Eric Koston
-Jessica Biel
-Jesus and Lucifer (while they're beefing it)
-Keegan Michael Key
- Lyrical Assassins
-Mrs. Nicole Marie Schultheis
-Tubgirl
-Underground Hip-Hop Heads
-UTICrew

Who I'd like to EAT!!!!:
-Air Heads
-Jessica Biel
-Mr. Unagi
-The Klondike Bear
-The Talking Yellow Peanut M&M
-This girl named Sugar, because I heard she's really sweet
-Willy Wonka

Who I'd like to NOT meet:
-Adam Brody
-Fist Face
-Idiot Customers
-La Chupacabra
-NOT Jessica Biel
-Sasquatch
-The Chessmaster
-Three 6 Mafia aka DEVIL-WORSHIPPERS
-Turner Brown

Movies:



Graff

Music

"me being asian."

"the family....and ryan."

Heroes:



brentyloke's Details

Full Name: Brent Matashiro Kataoka
Birthdate: August 10, 1988
Hometown: Dub C, California
Body Type: 132 lbs. / 5 ft. 7 in. / Cut
Automobile: '02 Toyota Corolla (crap)
Religion: Movementarian
Ethnicity:Wackanese
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Birthstone: Peridot
Status: Hungry
Orientation: Flowers
Here For: Conversational Obligations
Girlfriend:C.M.O.
Smoke / Drink: Nope / Brew Or Dew
Children: Expensive
Education: 14th Grade
Occupation:Aerosol Fiend
Income: No, I Pull Out
Hobbies: Graff, Money, And Stencils
Sports: Bowling, Hockey, Judo, And Paintball
Screenname: GreenkyBoodle or brrr enn t

My Blog

simpler times........


Posted by brentyloke on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:24:00 PST

smash 137

sick writer....saw him wednesday....blue rooster art store in hollywood. ...
Posted by brentyloke on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST

yesterday........

sony bravia 40", insignia 32", ps3, blu-ray open season, ps3 mlb 2007, and tv stand + taco bell = 4000 bones, and one happy 18 5.667/6 year old.
Posted by brentyloke on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST

dodgers lost.

it was way tooooooooooo hot to go to the dodger game today, they played the angels, lost 0-3. wouldve been more fun if i wasnt busy getting skin cancer, peace.
Posted by brentyloke on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:25:00 PST

GOT A WII

its pretty cool though its tiring kinda, the games are fun but some are kinda too easy. i like it....i recommend it instead of buying a ps3 which costs like 3 wiis. on another note, im going for my ...
Posted by brentyloke on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST

got tatted

got a tat about three weeks ago of this across my back.............haha jk that would be cool though........i did get a tat on my right chest, ill post a pic when i get a chance, peace....
Posted by brentyloke on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

ok im back....

....i decided to start using myspace again....although im not sure if im gonna go on that often.....peace.
Posted by brentyloke on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST

the new brent....

....stays inside and watches dr. phil fix dysfunctional families while eating progresso chicken and wild rice soup....and is force to degrade himself by sneaking myspace after hours due to an enforced...
Posted by brentyloke on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST

saturday..........sunday..........monday..........

worst days of my life..........monday afternoon = thank you GOD.
Posted by brentyloke on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:53:00 PST

weird how it works....

the one day when your suppose to pig out is the one day i eat the least. so usually im a non-stop eater, if theres food in my reach ill eat it. but ironically today i only ate dinner and ate the small...
Posted by brentyloke on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST