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About Me

i can't stand standing here like this and i can't take taking any of your talk serious. swimming eyes and spitting whys splitting ties we realize. missed kisses blown through blue night air. walking you home with a bottle of boones between us. we're trying so hard to forget who we are.

I edited my profile with the help of an evil genius.

My Interests

Finding a compelling argument for the use of meanness in everyday life. Avoiding boredom at all costs . Taking pictures. Proving scientifically that the faux-hawk is the new mullet. World domination by next Friday, lunchtime.

I'd like to meet:

The Disambiguator...

Movies:

Sex Slave . Click it. No, it's not porn.

Books:

East of Eden, Stranger in a Strange Land, Consider Phlebas, Speaker for the Dead, Anything by: Dostoyevsky, Milan Kundera, Martin Heidegger, Frank Herbert, Bret Easton Ellis, Stephen Baxter ( especially the Xeele stuff), Umberto Eco.

Heroes:

Eileen Gray, Andreas Gursky, Mies Van Der Rohe, Charles & Ray Eames, Isamu Noguchi, Phillipe Starck, Hellen Keller (who did a lot more than overcome her disabilities), Miles Davis

My Blog

Grrr...

i must regretfully announce that my 5 year love affair with PC's has come to an end. By June, Lorraine will be sold and i will be a Mac user ;_; Why all the boos and sadness? Because the Unix like arc...
Posted by Funwrecker on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

i got my face rocked at the Rollerderby

Let me Start by saying that This Woman told me that if i failed to attend 50 Domo Kuns would die by her hand. Fear the wrath...So i got there with my friend Naomi, and neither of us being manly; we we...
Posted by Funwrecker on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:13:00 PST

The best thing i've read in weeks

What's your problem? I think I know. You see it in the mirror every morning: temptation and doubt hip to hip inside your head. You know it's not supposed to be like this. But you drank the Kool-Aid an...
Posted by Funwrecker on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

What?

Phone. Use it, damnit...
Posted by Funwrecker on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:07:00 PST

As if you need another reason: Resume of the Century

Date: Jul 13, 2006 1:17 PMSubject: BUSH!Body: GEORGE W. BUSH1600 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington, DC 20520EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCELAW ENFORCEMENTI was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for drivi...
Posted by Funwrecker on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:14:00 PST

If you don't vote you're a piece of shit

Everyone expected House Republicans to give up efforts to kill NPR and PBS after a massive public outcry stopped them last year. But they've just voted to eliminate funding for NPR and PBSunbelievably...
Posted by Funwrecker on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 06:24:00 PST