Kate Beckinsale & Elizabeth Hurley - Because I have a thing for brunettes. George Lynch & Warren DiMartini - Monster guitar players, would love to jam with them sometime. Stephen King - Been a huge fan since I was 12. Wes Andersen - Rushmore is my favorite.
Nickelback-Far Away
Lifehouse-You & Me
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
Hellogoodbye-For Amy…
MCR-The Black Parade
Bad Religion-Infected
Incubus-I Miss You
"We'll start the ass-kissing with you."
"So, you were scared, weren't you Goldie? Somebody wanted you dead and you knew it. Well, I'm gonna find that son of a bitch that killed you, and I'm gonna give him the hard goodbye."
Dirk Calloway: Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
John McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist!
Zeus: What?
John McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white!
Zeus: I don't like you because you're going to get me *killed*!
Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!
Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak.
Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world, but nothing important. Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.
Professor Moody: [yelling] I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!
Michael Scott: Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
Tobias: So what are your plans for this evening?
Bob Loblaw: I thought that maybe I would stay in and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Ah, yes. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog". You, sir, are a mouthful.
Mike: Hey, cup. I need your eggs.
Ostrich: Hisses.
Mike: She’s hissin’ at me.
Doug: That’s right. Talk nice.
Mike: Hey, sweetie. Me and Doug were thinkin’ we could maybe run off with your ovum.