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Holy Smokes Batman!

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About Me

I'm a pseudo-intellectual nightmare, I daydream for a good portion of my consciousness, I'm a wannabe druggie, I succeed at failing, I pretend to like..., I have a shallow depth, my finger and nostrils are good friends, I want to write, but have no muse, I'm a fraud, I don't exist, I'm anticipating the end of the world with a smile :-), I expect the human race to commit xenocide against itself, I'm xenophobic, I love foreign accents, I've attempted to "visualize whirled peas", I'm omnivorous, I'm not a robot!, I'm looking in from the outside, I'm looking out from the inside, I hate living on Earth, I think Earth is the most beautiful thing ever created, I hate the human race, I'm a space cadet, I strongly dislike flight, I smoke a pack of cigarettes a day, I'm so co-dependant it sickens me, I am multiple entities forced into one vessel, I wish I were scizophrenic, I have a short attention span, I have an even shorter memory, I hate television, I've cried watching a chick flick, I love romantic movies, I'm lazy, I like to hike and camp, I laugh at stupid people, I hate cleaning, I can't cook, I make a MEAN ass breaded chicken, I love long hair, I'm a loser, I play video games, DAILY, I hate the sun, I'm addicted to the stars, I'll enjoy a good Crown and Coke anytime, anywhere, I hate my family, I hate the media, I hate pop music, I've seen the end, I make mistakes, ALOT, I don't regret a thing, I pick my scabs, and sometimes consume them, I'm poor, I don't believe, I've become an avid reader, I'm mellow, I'm tattoo'd, I wear things as jewely that shouldn't be, I don't sleep enough, I've been, I'm prone to colds, I cant think of anything else to put, I'm done.
Random AIM Conversation:
ohdanse disaster: where you from?
Exist in Turmoil: The depths of hell.
ohdanse disaster: oh fun
ohdanse disaster: is it hot down there?
Exist in Turmoil: No, we've actually got Central Air.
juris ignorantia est cum jus nostrum ignoramus
"it is ignorance of the law when we do not know our own rights"
82%

My Interests

Music
Movies
Video Games
Religion
Playing pool
Drinking with friends
Making out with random strangers...
Human Torches
Body pillows, made of bodies, not FOR your body
Fantasy
Science Fiction
Non-Fiction
Lifelessness
Liveliness
Love
Hate
Hair
Smoking
Coughing
Eating Soup
^Preferably Bean and Bacon^
^With Sandwich Wedges^
Tobasco
SPICY!
mild
Reading
Writing
Pretending I'm Immortal

I'd like to meet:

A man riding a Pegasus. Ayuh.

Music:

Now brought to you in Alphabetical order!!!!
...And Oceans
30 Seconds to Mars
A Perfect Circle
Aesop Rock
Ambianicon
Amen
Anathema
Apocalyptica
Aviv Geffen
Bass Communion
Blackfield
Blind Guardian
BT
Clann Zu
Curve
Dark Tranquility
Demons & Wizards
Devin Townsend
Dir en grey
Dog Fashon Disco
DragonForce
Eagles of Death Metal
Front 242
Gackt
Guano Apes
Gunther
HIM
Human Waste Project
In Flames
Juno Reactor
Katatonia
KMFDM
Kyuss
L'Arc~En~Ciel
Lacuna Coil
Lucia
Luxt
Machine Head
Mastadon
MC A~T
MDFMK
Milla Jovovich
Miyavi
Modest Mouse
Necro
Neurosis
Nightwish
Nine Inch Nails
No-Man
NOFX
Ocean Machine
Oceansize
Opeth
Pig
Porcupine Tree
Professional Murder Music
Queens of the Stone Age
Rip Slyme
Sepultura
Shpongle
Sigur Ros
Skinny Puppy
Slayer
Sneaker Pimps
Soilwork
Stabbing Westward
Stephen Lynch
Stone Sour
Strapping Young Lad
Teriyaki Boyz
theStart
The Crystal Method
The Left Rights
The Mars Volta
TOOL
Tristania
Ugly Kid Joe
Unjust
Watts
And still more to come...

Movies:

300
American History X
Army of Darkness
Donnie Darko
Eraserhead (One of, if not the strangest movies I've ever seen!!!)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Falling Down
Fight Club
Final Fantasy The Spirits Within
Momento
Requiem for a Dream
Space Balls
Starship Troopers
The Adventures of Milo & Otis
The Evil Dead
The Evil Dead II
The Princess Bride
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
and others...

Television:

Is the devil in a box.

Books:

Stephen King
The Gunslinger
The Drawing of the Three
The Wastelands
Wizard and Glass
Wolves of the Calla
Song of Susannah
The Dark Tower
The Long Walk (as Richard Bachman)
Robert Jordan
The Eye of the World
The Great Hunt
The Dragon Reborn
The Shadow Rising
The Fires of Heaven
Lord of Chaos
A Crown of Swords
The Path of Daggers
Winter's Heart
Crossroads of Twilight
Knife of Dreams
James F. David
Fragments
Rand Miller and Robyn Miller
Myst - The Book of Atrus
Orson Scott Card
Pastwatch - The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
Ender's Game
Speaker For The Dead
Xenocide
Children of the Mind
Dean Koontz
The Door To December
Midnight
George Orwell
1984
Richard Laymon
Bite
Steven Pressfield
The Gates of Fire
Lois Lowry
The Giver
Ryan Brummund (He's gonna be BIG)
The Brink

Heroes:

I am my own hero, and villian.
All I have to do is destroy myself to save the world from impending doom!!!

My Blog

"The only way you’re going to miss a bad one is..."

So, the other morning (about 1-2 weeks ago) I overhear one of my customers talking to his wife. The part of the conversation that I overheard went something like this.Wife - "Today is a great day."Man...
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Fri, 09 May 2008 05:47:00 PST

*grumble*

I hate how sometimes the dead come back to life......I just wish they’d stay fucking dead.
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:31:00 PST

Brilliant

The artist is the creator of beautiful things.To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim.The critic is he who can translate into another manner ot a new material his impression of beautiful thi...
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:31:00 PST

News Flash!

My hair is fucking long.That is all.
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:47:00 PST

Life is the greatest canvas ever...

...and I've got a fucking paintbrush!
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:08:00 PST

Farewell...

Robert Jordan9-16-07The world of fantasy will never be the same."May you shelter in the palm of the Creator's hand, and may the last embrace of the mother welcome you home."
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

Pointless...

Post.
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:04:00 PST

Top 10 pt. 2

10. Joint - Rip Slyme09. Wake Pig - 308. Lunar Lament - Demons & Wizards07. Electricity - Anathema06. Televators - The Mars Volta05. One Bedroom Apartment - Clann Zu04. Physical (You're So) - Nine...
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:10:00 PST

*sigh*

Why do people gotta criticize my hobbies and look down on me for them?*grumble*
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST

My Top 10, in accordance with the Prophecy...

10. You're Listening to a Dead Man Speak - Clann Zu09. Saved (Locust Remix) - Pig08. What Do I Have to Do? - Stabbing Westward07. In This Twilight - Nine Inch Nails06. Down Where I Am - Demons & W...
Posted by Holy Smokes Batman! on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST