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Ilona's dope

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About Me

im a nutcase. WHATEVER...just ask fool! I LOVE GUMMI BEARS! that huge satan guy was buggin me out!who's dead?...im dead.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

uuuhhh...my answer is still MIKE NESS look alikes. xoxo cool ass peeps...fun off the wall ladies and gentlemen..and i do mean GENTLE. momma is fragile. CLIVE OWEN XOXOXOX

Music:

misfits, social distortion, mike ness, t-rex, missy elliot, joan jett, lil' kim, neptunes, psychedelic furs, depeche mode, erasure, deelite, tenacious d, a tribe called quest, prince, little brother, babes in toyland, lovage, sade, erykah badu, mary j blige, jean grae, outkast, lunachics, peaches, Clipse, Lil' Wayne, Ciara is my girl!...

Movies:

boogie nights, desperately seeking susan, buffalo 66, pretty in pink, heaven help us, 16 candles, frida, mad max, cherry 2000 (so bad it's good)...kill bill, true romance, napolean dynamite, memento, edward scissorhands........

Television:

Dexter!!! reno 911, insomniac, Ali G, simpsons, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, sex and the city, six feet under, the "L" word, pen and teller's bullshit, chapelle show...i plead the FiF, nanny 911 is fun!, flavor of love, i love new york!!!!!

Books:

sylvia brown(haha..but really), oh and now i've been reading Odd Thomas books...I love things aboutead people :(

Heroes:

PEACHES! dammit i love jack black.

My Blog

Searching for it.....

Faithful-Common Faithful to theeWe got to beI was rollin' around, in my mind it occurredWhat if God was a her?Would I treat her the same? Would I still be runnin' game on her?In what type of ways woul...
Posted by Ilona's dope on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:49:00 PST

hmm..ecstasy filled balls

Chorus: Erykah Badu [Pharrell Williams](Common)Come Close to me (Come Close baby, Come Close ma) [Baby](Let me hold you love, come closer love)Know this world gets (It gets crazy baby, it gets girl)[B...
Posted by Ilona's dope on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:15:00 PST

I WANT YOU

I I I I I I IWant you you you you you you youso, what we gon dowhat we gon doIn the worse kinda way way way way way way wayI want you you you you, babyso what we gon do do do, babywhat we gon do d...
Posted by Ilona's dope on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 04:15:00 PST

How to fix a broken heart.

ok. this is what you do. no feeling sorry for yourself. we're gonna seal some shit up. you freakin look at the situation real good....try it from all sorts of perspectives. you realize the damn bi...
Posted by Ilona's dope on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vagina/Venus FlyTrap

So, how did the plant end up with the intriguing name of Venus Flytrap? It's not too hard to imagine how 'Flytrap' might relate to its insect-catching abilities, but 'Venus' is less clear-cut. Acc...
Posted by Ilona's dope on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my baby....

ok. so i went and saw social distortion. yeah mike ness didnt scoop me from the shitty pit of the chance....but i swear the man looked at me once or twice. hahaaha. atleast once. whatever. he's s...
Posted by Ilona's dope on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOLY SHIT!!

oh boy...strawberries and CHOCOLATE whipped cream. my god.
Posted by Ilona's dope on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gimme gimme gimme

im going to see social distortion may 21st. maybe mike ness will see me in the crowd and scoop me? what do you think? let us pray.
Posted by Ilona's dope on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

9-5 rules

so, for about 2 months or so ive been working at my new jobbie job. im lovin it because i actually get out at a normal time. some people complain about 9-5. not me....EVER. i used to work form 9 t...
Posted by Ilona's dope on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST