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The Amazing Johnathan

I am here for Friends

About Me

The name is Shires "Johnny Five"
Now here's a little story - I've got to tell
About this bad brother - you know so well
It started way back before I could drive
With friends, some booze, and me – Johnny Five
Been raised in a good family and with a doctor named J
Just me, good times, and a pocket with some pay
Riding up the tunes – Not holding my breath
Taking in the days, no time to fear death
One foot in place before the other
A dance step for life I can help you discover
Even as the world changes I’m up for bat
Not afraid to swing no matter the color of my hat
Always ready to party - Nothing slows me down
I’ll shake these hips threw your funkiest town
Johnathan by his best friend and coolest person any of you know... Jared
Oh the brave sir Johnathan on a daily quest to make you feel bad about yourself. Johnathan is cooler than you. Johnathan can fix things just by looking at them. Johnathan breaks all the ladies hearts. Johnathan doesn't want to but Johnathan doesn't have enough time in his day to fulfill all of their needs. In the time it took you to read the last couple lines, Johnathan was more productive than you have been in the last year. Johnathan doesn't mess around. Johnathan views all of his media on 5 ft wide screen. Johnathan does everything big. Johnathan does, ask the ladies. Johnathan once slayed a dragon with rhetoric alone. Johnathan wish he could tell you how. Johnathan doesn't want to blow your mind. Johnathan just blew your mind and you didn't even know it. Beware the Johnathan for you will end up naked in his bed... and like it.
"Joy does not flourish in fear's shadow" - Anonymous
Be more concerned about your character than your reputation because your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think of you - Anonymous
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power... the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix
"There is a thought in your mind right now. The longer you hold on to it, the more you dwell upon it, the more life you give to that thought. Give it enough life, and it will become real. So make sure the thought is indeed a great one."- Ralph Marston
"When you carry out acts of kindness you get a wonderful feeling inside. It is as though something inside your body responds and says, yes, this is how I ought to feel." -Harold Kushner
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A friend is the one who walks in when the whole world walks out." -Jill Lacy
"Believe in the resolute urgency of now" - Jared Ronis
I have a crazy idiosyncrasy
it's affinity to serendipity
and in this eternal epiphany
no hypocrisy or duplicity
"Believe in the resolute urgency of now" - Smashing Pumpkins
“Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life.” Dr. David M. Burns
"Did you think of something he didn't think of? Crashing into horizons on the brink of success. Success which was survival gone too far." - The New Pornographers

My Interests

Da Friends, Da Tunes, The ability to get up yet down and dirty!, Pictionary, Poker in and out of bed!!, and going about life and always making the most of each passing day!

I'd like to meet:

This world has so much to offer so I better get a move on!

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Music:

The Strokes, The Smashing Pumpkins, Kilo Ali, The Chemical Brothers, Jet, The Beasity Boys, Limp Bizkit, The Pietasters, Flogging Molly, Bob Marley, The Foo Fighters, AFI, System of a Down, Ace of Base, Cake, The Beetles, The Streets, The Blood Hound Gang, Will Smith, The Gorillaz, The Doors, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Rammstein, Gnarles Barkley, Dropkick Murphy's, Matisyahu, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Modest Mouse, The Peppers, Sublime, The Vevelt Revolvers, Jimi Hendrix, oasis, Corey Hart, A little Three Six, Old MXPX, Barry White, Group X, No Doubt, Darude, Barenaked Ladies, The Beach Boys, The B52's, She Wants Revenge, The Who, Offspring, Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers, Nine Inch Nails, 311, TV On the Radio, Muse, The Orb, Royksopp, Smashmouth, The Pixies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Richard Cheese, Silversun Pickups, !!!, Frank Sinatra, The New Pornographers, Arctic Monkeys, The Shins, Beirut, Radiohead, Bishop Don, The Fratellis.. plus many more. I enjoy any band in a expressive since no matter their lyrical basis yet view each as a work of art in its own fashion... If it has a beat then im there!

Movies:

Zoolander, Super Troopers, Little Nickey, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Starwars, Kung fu Hustle, Sin City, Shaun of the Dead, Matrix, Italian Job, Saving Private Ryan, Austin Powers, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Lion King, Mall Rats, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Saturday Night Fever, Euro Trip, Orange County, Old School, Half Baked, Green Street Hooligans, V for Vendetta, House of Flying Daggers, Rat Race, Grandma's Boy, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Idiocracy, Tron

Television:

Infomercials. Call it a waste, i call it pure entertainment. For only four easy payments that is.

Books:

Books devoted to magically delicious culinary creations, Bathroom Readers, and, of course Spot.

Heroes:

Myself, My Family and Close Friends, plus that wangsta streaking threw the CHHS Commons couple years back.