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Joe Dove

Fat in real life, thin in pictures!

About Me

    I'll give this a try... Hi, I'm Joe. I'm generally antisocial, unless you get some Jager or whiskey in me. I'm completely content sitting in my room, and playing video games for like five hours at a time. I don't really get stir crazy, or require people to hang out with. If you're cool, I'd enjoy hanging out and eating some pizza or ice cream over conversation. And I'm a total net junkie. Yeah, I'm a loser you say? Sorry?I like plenty of music. Usually when I'm playing video games, I blast music. But, sometimes I just blast music really loud and sit back, and relax, or read. Yes, I can read and listen to music... It's a talent. I guess the kinds of music I prefer would be rock, metal, alternative, oldies, and that emo crap. Just read the bands listed to your lower left, and figure it out.Uh, I'm fifty percent Finnish, and fifty percent Italian. The Italian part is half Sicilian, and half main-lander (From what I'm told). As far as I know, the Finnish part is all Fin. Meh. What a mix, eh?I like food a lot. It's probably one of the best things in my life, that's a constant. Foods won't cheat on you, they just make you fat... And I'd rather be fat than cheated on... And by the looks of things, I'm definitely a little chubby at the moment... But I'm working on it. I like Italian foods the most. That's because they're obviosuly the best. Nothing beats a heaping plateful of linguine or rigatoni with a beautiful tomato sauce, and meatballs on the side. I'm an ok cook, too. I can make most of the foods I like to eat.My debt to my country in tow, I want to go to college, and get some kind of degree so I can advance in life. Or just win the lotto...Ok, my fingers are tired... If you'd like to know more, I guess, just ask... Worst that can happen is a meteor lands on you. ...Or something else.
...If you're bored and want to talk, chances are that's alright with me.

...Or just click on this for a laugh, I promise.

I'm probably on AIM more than anything else, though...

My Interests

I like cooking, eating, sleeping, reading, playing video games, dirt bikes (Although it's been a while since I've been on one), Manatees, photography, art, Chuck Norris. Eh, I'm interested in a lot of things. Including your MOM! Ooooh burn! No, I'm just joking. Ha...Ha. Well, I thought it was funny... Jerk.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

30 Seconds to Mars, AFI, Aiden, Air Supply,From Autumn to Ashes, ALLiSTER, Alkaline Trio, All Shall Perish, All That Remains, American Head Charge, The Arcade Fire, Arch Enemy, Armor for Sleep, As I Lay Dying, The Ataris, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beatles, Beck, The Bravery, Built To Spill, Bullet For My Valentine, Candlebox, Chevelle, Chiodos, Coheed And Cambria, Cursive, Cutting Crew, The Darkness, Dashboard Confessional, The Dead 60s, Deathcab For Cutie, Demon Hunter, Eighteen Visions, Elvis Presley, Emanuel, Eminem, Esoteric, Fallout Boy, Finch, Five Point O, FM Static, The Forecast, Franz Ferdinand, Ghetto Boys, Gods, Gorillaz, Green Day, Guttermouth, Haste The Day, Hawthorne Heights, Hollywood Undead, Hopesfall, Hot Hot Heat, Howie Day, I Am Ghost, I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business, Idiot Pilot, (Old) Ill Nino, Incubus, Jack's Mannequin, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Mates of State, Metallica, Motion City Soundtrack, Mudvayne, Muse, My Chemical Romance, The New Pr0Nographers, Nothingface, Norma Jean, Operation Ivy, Pissing Razors, The Pixies, The Promise Ring, The Raveonettes, Reggie and the Full Effect, The Replacements, The Righteous Brothers, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, Sinai Beach, Sober, Social Distortion, Stabbing Westward, A Static Lullaby, Static X, The Stills, Story of the Year, Straylight Run, Sunday's Best, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Taproot, The Temptations, Thousand Foot Crutch, Thrice, Thursday, Trick Daddy, UnderOath, Unearth, The Used, Vendetta Red, Weird Al Yankovitc, With Broken Wings, Zao.More to come soon, I'm just really lazy.

Movies:

Braveheart, The Patriot (With Mel, not that retard Steven), Tombstone, The Last of the Mohecans, hell, I even liked the Notebook. What else... Serenity was an awesome movie... There are more, I just can't remember them. Ooh, Boondock Saints was pretty sweet. Can't forget one of the all time greats, either: Donnie Darko.

Television:

Eureka (on SciFi currently), Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Deadwood. I don't know, things of that nature. Firefly was pretty cool, too. Cartoon Network, Food Network, The Discovery Channel, The History Channel, The Learning Channel, animes, blah blah blah. Futurama is pretty sweet, too. Annnddd I can't forget one of the best shows ever, SCRUBS!

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo (is my favorite), The Street Lawyer, Tonight I Said Goodbye, The Testament, A Walk To Remember, The Halo novels, The Black Pearl, Of Mice and Men,

Heroes:

Obviously my beagle Tigger. Rest in peace, girl.

My Blog

PWNAGE. Yee-haw.

To all those who know about the political war that is video games, and it's main antagonist Jack Thompson, this is sweet entertainment!  Anyone who believes that video games ...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

Webstars suck.

So I was watching VH1, and they had a program about internet crazes that make people famous...  That's crazy.  This one guy took a whole bunch of videos on his travels around the world. ...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

Thanks everyone.

Thank you all for wishing me a happy birthday. I'm too lazy to write all 50 of you individually so this is it.  Maybe a bulletin, but probably not...  Hah.   ...Damn I feel old.  I...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:29:00 PST

RIP, Tigger.

So yet another start of a new, beautiful day.  My mom and step-dad brought my dog in to get put down. Just what anyone needs to start their day with all the energy they need to take on the world,...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

¤THE DRAFT¤

The draft, a selection or drawing of persons, by lot or otherwise, from the general body of the people for military service; levy; conscription. What an interesting idea, to reinstate the draft. ...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

Nothing like an old fashioned hangin'.

"Iraq's High Tribunal on Sunday found Saddam Hussein guilty of crimes against humanity and sentenced him to hang." That's pretty crazy, eh?  Does anyone have an opinions on that, or anything they...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:54:00 PST

Welcome home, Joe?

I'm sure some of you might very well know that I'm headed back to Maryland this coming Monday.  Kind of crazy, huh?  The past four years has been a crazy ride...  And that's still an u...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:41:00 PST

Random stuff.

So it's been a while since I've done one of these "blogs."  It has also been a while since I've had my computer within one arm's distance of me, since it's been pretty broken, lately.  But i...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST

Blah blah blah.

Times are rough.  There are a lot of things going on and things that have happened recently that have and will affect my life in many ways.  First of all, there was the death of my dad.&nbs...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST

Zebras? Do they really eat oranges?

Yes, believe it or not, this is a code letter.  It's for someone.  However, if you don't understand the naming of this "blog," then turn away, or read on.  I guess I can't really make a...
Posted by Joe Dove. on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST