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About Me

Amendment to #9: Emily Spickard has a quick, cunning, razor-sharp wit that cuts like a knife severing the irony of her most caustic, acidic comments...Aaaand a glittering, sparkling, shimmering personality that shines like the Nile with one strip sliced through by the blazing sun at high noon. Not to mention her oh-so-winning smile. If there were a smile contest, her smile would surely prevail. The Smile Olympics contacted her to participate in The Smile Decathlon, to say nothing of the 26-mile Smile Marathon she has graciously agreed to win--er, ah, compete in. Her smile crossed the finish line just past Vanna White's smile...she won by a lip. It's extremely dimple--uh, SIMple to see the tooth--um, TRUTH, of her victory. Nobody knows her secret. She's very cheeky--eh, SNEAKY, that is.
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My Blog

Brilliance in PMS form...

Alright folks. Mama and I were thinking. Well, not thinking so much as wanting food. We were watching food network. There was a caramel apple that was cored and stuffed with nutella. Why had no one th...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:14:00 GMT

I gots jokes

A hot air balloonist had drifted off course. He saw a man on the ground and yelled, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes," the guy said. "You're in a balloon." "You must be in I.T.," the ball...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 21:06:00 GMT

What is a Squelchie?

It's an aquatic animal of sorts. Not sure if it's a sea mammal or not. It's an exciting little creature. I'll say that much. Whenever the tornado hits the water they get all dizzy and their eyes spin ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:42:00 GMT

Pooping bunnies?

PimPstEssGirLy (12:07:46 AM): I got you a present STISHI (12:08:00 AM): what is it PimPstEssGirLy (12:08:19 AM): A jelly bean pooping rabbit STISHI (...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 21:11:00 GMT

Mother of All Wolfies

Ok, so big surprise, I actually stuck to what I said and went out to do some yard work. Yeah I know, I can't believe it either. So, I get out there, start pulling them grasses out, by the root, I'm no...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Infomercials.

I watch infomercials. Ok, I got that off my chest. My reasonings for such an act I feel need to be exposed. It's 3 am and nothing is on tv and no one is chatting online. What is one to do? Infomercial...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT