Amendment to #9: Emily Spickard has a quick, cunning, razor-sharp wit that cuts like a knife severing the irony of her most caustic, acidic comments...Aaaand a glittering, sparkling, shimmering personality that shines like the Nile with one strip sliced through by the blazing sun at high noon. Not to mention her oh-so-winning smile. If there were a smile contest, her smile would surely prevail. The Smile Olympics contacted her to participate in The Smile Decathlon, to say nothing of the 26-mile Smile Marathon she has graciously agreed to win--er, ah, compete in. Her smile crossed the finish line just past Vanna White's smile...she won by a lip. It's extremely dimple--uh, SIMple to see the tooth--um, TRUTH, of her victory. Nobody knows her secret. She's very cheeky--eh, SNEAKY, that is.
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