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Grant

Need a house, call a Grant

About Me

After a long stint in rehab followed by multiple relapses I have finally got my life put back together. I have a steady non-paying job and a spectacular girlfriend with miraculously low standards. I love Bryony, the Lakers, my family, cheese and Young Buck in that order. Also I am accepting applications for my new real estate slogan, please make them funny. You are awesome.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All those who need to buy or sell a property, along with Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods and Jesus

My Blog

Ikea and the squirrel

Ok last weekend I decided that it was time to become an adult.  I wanted to get my mattress up off the floor and get a bed frame.  Of course our rickety old house doesn't allow for any boxsp...
Posted by Grant on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:13:00 PST

For my most loyal readers

Alright so beach trip '07 was a smashing success.  Bryony is a fantastic girlfriend.  Not only did she invent the "Drunk Daryll", ask her about it, but she also managed to not get too mad th...
Posted by Grant on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST

Dierks Bentley

Alright, so I went to the Dierks Bentley concert last night and I have a few random thoughts about it. First of all the Randy Rogers band isn't bad but they have a rocker reject guitarist that is thro...
Posted by Grant on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST

Dreams

Alright, I suppose it is my turn to tell of a dream I had.  It really isn't very funny unless you had have seen it, or at least seen it the way I did.  Anyway I was on a four story house boa...
Posted by Grant on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

The O.C

Is there a less likeable character on TV than Ryan on the OC.  You think after three years of trying to solve all of his problems with violence only to have his bitch (who is now thankfully dead)...
Posted by Grant on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:00:00 PST

Men unite

Since I currently live with two other girls I think it is time I talk about something that has bugged me for quite sometime....the toilet seat.  All anyone ever hears about is how guys are so irr...
Posted by Grant on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

Weekend recap

Well I never thought I would say this but the low-light of my weekend was the OSU game even though we won.  I don't think a single person from the fans to the players to the equipment guys were e...
Posted by Grant on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:55:00 PST

Wow, it has happened

Well shit I didn't realize that it had been so long since I last  blessed you all with my wisdom on the old blog.  Anyway after months of doing my boss' job for him and following false leads...
Posted by Grant on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:34:00 PST

Wow, it has happened

Well shit I didn't realize that it had been so long since I last  blessed you all with my wisdom on the old blog.  Anyway after months of doing my boss' job for him and following false leads...
Posted by Grant on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:35:00 PST

I'm back

Alright in today's real estate news, i have a lot more leads than I did a week ago and they seem to be serious so that is good.  Will these leads materialize is the real question.  But other...
Posted by Grant on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:23:00 PST