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Dallas

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dallas Clay
Birthday: July 13, 1981
Birthplace: Flinttown
Current Location: Jacksonville, FL
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6-0
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: ghetto
The Shoes You Wore Today: Lugz
Your Weakness: a nice round ass
Your Fears: mediocrity
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, ham, and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finally do a comedy show for tv
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I try and mix things up
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Here we go again"
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm told it's my lips
Your Bedtime: sunrise
Your Most Missed Memory: my grand parents
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Its whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: OK
Cappuccino or Coffee: Powerade
Do you Smoke: trying to quit
Do you Swear: even on stage
Do you Sing: when a song is stuck in my head
Do you Shower Daily: I try
Have you Been in Love: once or twice
Do you want to go to College: badly
Do you want to get Married: sure, why not?
Do you belive in yourself: if I don't, who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: thats one way to put it
Are you a Health Freak: I smoke...and drink
Do you get along with your Parents: my mother
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, they give me erections... who came up with these questions?
Do you play an Instrument: armpit
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what do you think?
In the past month have you Smoked: are you paying attention?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: been on drugs? no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never tried it
In the past month have you been on Stage: several times
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: more times than I can count
Ever been called a Tease: teasing is for women and they need to cut that shit out
Ever been Beaten up: honestly...no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, when I was a kid... even got caught
How do you want to Die: I plan on living forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: comfortable
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't count that high
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My Interests

I want to make people laugh for the rest of my life.
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can help me take my game to the next level. I'll always keep an eye open for beautiful, single, intelligent women with great bodies; but I can be friends with anyone. By the way, if Vida Guerra is out there... I'll quit smoking cold turkey just for you.

Music:


Movies:

TRANSFORMERS WAS THE SHIT!!! Favorite of all time is Bad Boys. Close seconds include Pulp Fiction, Troy, Braveheart, Tombstone, Bad Boys II,The Star Wars Saga,The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Oceans Eleven, Oceans Twelve, Be Cool, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, How High, Harlem Nights, Coming to America, Young Guns, Young Guns II, A few Good Men, Scarface, The Godfathers 1-2-&3, Good Fellas, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Money Talks, Looney Tunes Back in Action(fuck you, it was funny), X-Men, X2, X-men United, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Above the Rim, Poetic Justice, Boyz in the Hood, Menace II Society.... just to name a few.
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Television:

Mostly sports unless it's baseball season.

Heroes:

Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, D.L., people like that... Oh yeah, and Super Mario