Tiger Woods once hit a golf ball so far it broke the fabric of space and time, consequently discovering the 4th dimension and paralyzing Stephen Hawking.
Tiger Woods isn't named after the big striped predatory cats, the big striped predatory cats are named after Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods once 8 iron juggled a golf ball for so long that he went back in time, walked across Pangea six times, and met Fred Flintstone.
Tiger Woods once took a dump, which took the form of a Tiger Woods clone, went on to win the British Open. Literally, that's some good crap.
Tiger Woods once used a dead baby as a golf ball, he hit it so hard on the first tee, that the baby came to life, and then he ate it and that was the clone he pooped out that won the British Open.
Efffffff CHUCK NORRIS!
John Daly, so I can own him again. The virutal Tiger Woods from Tiger Woods golf 2005, Chuck Norris so I can own him.
Tiger Woods is his own music.
Caddyshack.
A Clockwork Orange
Tin Cup
The Tiger Woods movie, which is Tiger Woods' life, which the whole world watches daily while John Daly is getting owned.
Watch Tiger Woods on TV on the PGA tour owning everybody. Tiger Woods also enjoys the West Wing and the Boondocks.
Walden
"How to Own the PGA Tour" which I am currently writing.
"How to Own John Daly" which I have written and am currently writing.
Catch-22
Real Ultimate Power: A Guide to Being A Ninja by Robert Hamburger.
Glass Joe. Tiger Woods. John Daly, it takes courage to get owned that many times. The PGA Tour, it takes courage to get owned that many times.