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Tiger

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About Me

Eldrick (Tiger) Woods, now 30 years of age, has had an unprecedented career since becoming a professional golfer in the late summer of 1996. He has won 66 tournaments, 48 of those on the PGA TOUR, including the 1997, 2001, 2002 and 2005 Masters Tournaments, 1999 and 2000 PGA Championships, 2000 and 2002 U.S. Open Championships, and 2000 and 2005 British Open Championships. With his second Masters victory in 2001, Tiger became the first ever to hold all four professional major championships at the same time. He is the career victories leader among active players on the PGA TOUR, and is the career money list leader.

And because of Tiger Woods, the greatest sports game of all time has been created in the form of Tiger Woods Golf 2005.
Tiger Woods has also been known to own John Daly, on a daily basis. He also prevents global warming by simply existing, and if he loses a tournament he meant to, because it is all a part of his master plan.

My Interests

Tiger Woods once hit a golf ball so far it broke the fabric of space and time, consequently discovering the 4th dimension and paralyzing Stephen Hawking.

Tiger Woods isn't named after the big striped predatory cats, the big striped predatory cats are named after Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods once 8 iron juggled a golf ball for so long that he went back in time, walked across Pangea six times, and met Fred Flintstone.

Tiger Woods once took a dump, which took the form of a Tiger Woods clone, went on to win the British Open. Literally, that's some good crap.

Tiger Woods once used a dead baby as a golf ball, he hit it so hard on the first tee, that the baby came to life, and then he ate it and that was the clone he pooped out that won the British Open.

Efffffff CHUCK NORRIS!

I'd like to meet:

John Daly, so I can own him again. The virutal Tiger Woods from Tiger Woods golf 2005, Chuck Norris so I can own him.

Music:

Tiger Woods is his own music.

Movies:

Caddyshack.
A Clockwork Orange
Tin Cup
The Tiger Woods movie, which is Tiger Woods' life, which the whole world watches daily while John Daly is getting owned.

Television:

Watch Tiger Woods on TV on the PGA tour owning everybody. Tiger Woods also enjoys the West Wing and the Boondocks.

Books:

Walden
"How to Own the PGA Tour" which I am currently writing.
"How to Own John Daly" which I have written and am currently writing.
Catch-22
Real Ultimate Power: A Guide to Being A Ninja by Robert Hamburger.

Heroes:

Glass Joe. Tiger Woods. John Daly, it takes courage to get owned that many times. The PGA Tour, it takes courage to get owned that many times.