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NELLYMAN

Its not my fault, i just grew to be HARDCORE! add me fucker, [email protected]

About Me

IM NELLY I LIKE ALL SORTS OF THINGS, BIKING, TATTOOS, PEIRCINGS AND ALL KINDS OF WEIRD WONDERFUL EFFORTS IM NOT GOIN EXPLAIN WHAT I LOOK LIKE BECAUSE THERES PICTURES OF THINGS ON ERE SO GO LOOK.... An absolute no brainer, no sense generally a fuckin good guy, most of u already know that ill do anyhting a i can for my mates, and they do for me! i love rock music, all kinds of rock except indie im a genuine metal head! i play guitar have done for a while, im pretty good too got 11 tattoos, need more 2 peircings my nose and my scrotum, i used to have my bellend and foreskin done, sadly due to 'hard times' hehe they have bin removed i work for screwfix, i usually make the day go faster by pissing about, if i couldnt fuck around it'd do my head in its an ok job, really easy i love havvin a laff, its the best thing in thew world is laughter, if sum1 is down or pissed off, ill try my best to make them laff or cheer them up in some way im a bit of a soft cunt too, in many wayswant chat or anyhting message me or summat [email protected]

My Interests

i play guitar lots and lots, im always making my own riffs other than learn other peoples if i lesarn a new one by an artist id rather incorporate it into my own riff to create something based like that but ass kickingly cool....sometimes i love getting tattoos, i dont want them on my face, thats fuckin gnarly, but id like them on the back of my head, not so i can say yeah dude i got ink on my head, i want something really cool i lke peircings, although ive takin the majority out, jst didnt suit me, i still like them and seeing how much people will have done, its ACE among all this i like din normal things like seeing mates, getting pissed, wrecked, bashed if you will, most of the time im working tho, bu t wen playday comes to town, i fuckin PLAY i spend too much time saying naughty words, i thin k ive grown adicted to obscenities, its fuckin possible i cant go 10 minutes in a converstation without swearing, if i do, its e ither a miricacle, someone i shouldnt swear at, or some1 im trying to impress, so if i lay of the anguage its one of these

I'd like to meet:

the fuckin hero who invented beer! if it wernt tht that wonderful smelling substance, my life would be ...boring, as if it isnt boring enuff already ha! im not that sad really so drink moose piss! the monopoly man- for the one reason just to compare him next to th e pringles man, theyre identical! id like to meet spiderman and superman, to learn how they do that amazing walk on walls thing, damit i want to walk vertically too! id also like to meat you! not meet as in ' hello how do u do' but MEAT as in ' yeah baby whos ya daddy' haha

Music:

rock, hard rock, metal, heavy metal, u get the idea, im obsessed with iron maiden, they bin around for ages and never cease to amaze with their albums all i can say is theyre a fuckload betta than these 1trick ponies that come and go like no-ones business, MAIDEN ROCK naming a few, aerosmith, def leppard, whitesnake, motley crue, ac/dc, black sabbath, ozzy osbourne, me tallica, megadeth, rob zombie, black label society, slayer, god forbid, cradle of filth. i like anything rock based as you can see, i do nt like emo music, chav music, r n b or hip hop, i really not fussed about dance and stuff like that, as long as it got a good beat im down with it when it comes to emo and chav music i really do have some serious issues, so please dont get me goin cus i really will rant about it for ages, but as i always try to say, each to their own

Movies:

i watch loads of films, i hate chick flicks i normally watch comedy or horror, i havnt found a horror film that really scares me, i want one where i will honestly be checking under the bed before i sleep, something like arachnaphopia, that still has me scared of spiders, gory films rock, splattering blood and guts make my day, those twisted ones that make u go , wow hes fucked in the head, theyre cool too all you need to know about my weird little world of films

Television:

i dont normally watch tv, if i do then its the usual, simpsons, south park, jackass, viva la bam or dirty sanchez

Books:

i only read when i want to or need to, ive read quite a few things, my story by dave pelzer, fluke and the dark by james herbert, the dirt- motleys bio, ozzy unauthorised- the bio, guitar mags with cool riffs in but, recently total guitar are doing too m uch emo and indy shit thats pretty much it

Heroes:

family- MUM, shes always there, a fuckin legend, great laugh will do anything she can anytime STEF, although we dont usually see eye to eye, shes always around too to take the piss on or have a laff with shes cool, piss her off, u piss me off so nerr DAZ, hes a fuckin rockstar, the best brother anyone could ask for, used to hate each other as kids but now wee like best mates, better than that even, wishing him all the best with his m issus and the little baby they recently had BOB, duuuuuuuude, no matter what happens, weve always bin best mates, im always here for him and hes always there for me, dunno what id do without a dude like that, hes a pisstake sometimes, but that makes it all the best between us, so a quick message to you dude- LETS GET PISSED! SAMMI- she does indeed rock ANYONES world, really sound, rayte good laff, great drinker, when playday comes, we play lots LALA- bin ACE mates since primary school, she ROCKS! THE LIVID GUYS! chaz, steve, ency, phill and psy, they just give hard ass rock a ne w definition theres loads, aimo, kato, emboss,chris you all know who u are! so giv urself a great chilled beer, u desrve it! ROCK

My Blog

YOUTUBE VIDEOS! ( DUMBFUCKS online )

sitting around on nellys pooter are sum rather silly videos now known as DUMBFUCKS, on the net, known as DUMBFUCKS ONLINE! methinks they are ace!  ive uploaded them to youtube, but are absolute b...
Posted by NELLYMAN on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:06:00 PST