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♥ Cap'n Tj!

Sexier Than The Average Rocker....

About Me

"The Harlott is dead, and love is what killed him"
Sup Bra,
Im TJ (its actually tim, but tj scores more) and up untill very recently I liked to refer to myself as: The most arrogant person you will ever fall in love with, which, for a while was me all over, arrogant and over confident. Then I made a major mistake in hurting the person I lived and breathed for, and it brought up all kinds of shit from my past. As it transpired I found out I had sex addiction and depression. What a cocktail.
I currently have 3 ear peircings, a nose ring, a nipple ring, a naval peircing, a wickid cool FOO FIGHTERS tattoo on my left wrist and on my right arm, my self styled reminder to be a better person. (iv found a passion for body modification so expect more pericings and tattoos)! I plan to get a band/starman (mario anyone?) tattoo soon.
I've had a bad reputation for being abit of a slut & the truth is I was. I loved having a power over people to make them love me and want me, but all good things must come to an end so I've hung up my metaphorical swords and am now living the life of a monk (sum1 take me out, PLZ! im so bored).
Im a whole hearted rocker, but i have a pretty wide taste when it comes to music (long as i can dance to it). I usually swing towards glam rock/hair metal, anything that sounds like it was writen in the 80s and really scary europian metal. I recently got involved with the local music scene and realised what a competitive and bitchy place it is to be. Its no wonder that so many musicians take smack.
I have an issue with Chavs, Emos, and the "scene" (this includes hardcore and straight edge) but if you a genuinely fun person, we should get along. But I've been very wrong about people in the past so im up for giving anyone a chance nowdays.
Oddly enough, I believe this country needs a Dictator. We just take advantage of our liberties and fuck around alot so why should we keep them?! Its at this point id like to say that im not a Nazi, but im most deffinatley a nationalist.
When its time for me to get a job i want to be a video game designer, a journalist or a bassist in a famous, over sexed rock band. However, if all goes to shit, i wouldnt mind driving a UPS van. And if I fail that also, im penning a sitcom to see to the BBC.
Those of you who have read this entire blurb are probably wondering why exactly I would reveal so much about myself. Well, I've spent too much time hiding my neurosis from the world and people deserve to know the real me. Also, the more people know that im nuts, the less likley it is anyone will use it against me.
Oh, one last thing, not that im in the mood to do it much lately, but i dance like John Travollotta in that film he was in...... Pulp Fiction.
"You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that doesn't much matter 'cos we got billions more. And first the sadness cells die so you smile real big. And then the quiet cells go so you just say everything real loud for no reason at all. That'ok, that's ok because the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And finally, come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches to kill"
I love JANE HECKELLSBY PARFITT lots and lots :) Shes all good and sexy and stuff. She has a nice bum and nice eyes. I like them. By Tim, ages 9 and a half :D
This is me being a cowboy..
Bare Slasher Horror Mayyyyte.
The Catholic Boooat...
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My Interests

Bass Guitar, Rock Music, Video Games, Anime/Manga, Socialising, Flirting, Going To Gigs, Philosophy & Self Discovery, Narcotics, Relaxing, And SEX

I'd like to meet:

Freddy Mercury, and Mark Bolan (the dead legends). Also Justin Hawkins and anyone else with the last name Hawkins! I love that name! I want to touch Pete Burns, Hes ALLL woman baby!! Also id like to find someone who shares my out-look on life, and get stoned with them. Failing that meeting KISS would be very nice! I also want to shake the hands of Bill Baily, Nelson Mandella, Darren Brown, Che Guevara and Steve Irwin (RIP dudes) for inspiring me in everything that i do.



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Music:



Movies:

The Breakfast Club, Airplane 1&2, Pulp Fiction, Sean Of The Dead, From Dusk Till Dawn, Animal House, Akira, The Naked Gun Trilogy, This Is Spinal Tap.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, King Of The Hill, American Dad, Friends, Joey, Spaced, Little Britain, Monkey Dust, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Dr Who, Coupling, My Name Is Earl, Shameless, Torchwood, The IT Crowd, Saxondale, Still Game, The Mitchell & Webb Look, Peep Show.

Books:

Harry Potter, 1984, Mein Kampf, Karma Sutra, A Child Called It, Quake.

Heroes:

All My Bestest Amigos!!
Nikki Sixx
Gene Simmons
Jane Parfitt, the love of my life.
Dog the Bounty Hunter

My Blog

Abit Of A Realisation.

So, its 2007 eh!? Doesnt seem long ago I was welcoming in 06 with my closest mate and two people I wish were dead, which makes it even more sad that this was the last memory I have...
Posted by ♥ T.j. Harlott ♥ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:17:00 PST

My Perfect Woman...

1. I dont hang around with her friends, she dont hang around with mine 2. She doesnt go in moods, if i annoy her she hits me and thats the end of the matter 3. She tells me she loves me 4. She gives m...
Posted by ♥ T.j. Harlott ♥ on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 06:32:00 PST