eventually i would like to get into Second City and learn more about the preforming arts, reading stuff, love gettin tattooed, keeping the friends i have for the rest of my life, because there is nothing better then the bros i have! YOU KNOW IT! PARTYING!!!!!! PARTYING HARD LIKE ANDREW W K!!!!!
I'd like to meet:
1.there will be no "thanx 4 tha add sexy!!" 2.there will be no flyering my page with your shitty myspace band...noone cares that you are playing at the gig on wednesday night at 7:30 except your mom...and she's just being nice 3. you are not allowed to hit on me and then not follow through..i will delete you 4. take your dime a dozen clothing company and shove it up your moms sewing machine...just cuz you made 6 shirts for you and your toolbag friends to wear and put the pictures on your myspace page does not make it ok for you to call yourself a "designer" 5. if you think shorty shelflife or anyone that hangs out with that crazytown/kottonmouth fashion victim bullshit is cool then please drive thru....im not interested in your "420" bulletins and/or your lack of originality... 6. if you are so deprived for attention that you need to posts bulletins begging for comments..i will delete you.. at least come up with something creative if you are starving for attention like i do.... i do the door at a couple of clubs in hollywood...i am 3/4 italian and 1/4 irish or something... i am an x heroin addict, i have been to jail more than i would like to remember but i haven't done either of those things for a while now...i am sober....i was raised by a pack of wild women so i can cook, sew, and cry at the drop of a dime.....and oh yeah i forgot to mention that i am completely addicted to porn, sex, cigarettes, and attention. i can't eat pieroges without sour cream, i can't eat pork chops unless they are breaded with applesauce on the side, i have to shower after i poop, i moisturize every day,when im in my friends cars i like to pick my nose when they aren't looking and roll it up in my fingers and throw it on there floor, if i jerk off in your shower i will definatley clean the drain, i like to make fight faces in the mirror when i get out of the shower when noones looking, and if a girl tries to stick her finger up my ass while she is sucking my cock i will poop on her hand...have a nice day it's your choice.
Music:
cities collapse, paramore, panic at the disco, my chemical romance, the used, from first to last, Nas, Jay Z, DJ craze, strung out, Mariah Carey, HAHA fall out boy, the academy is, i dunno i listen to a bunch of stuff, if you know and you ask me chances are ive heard it and liked it.
Movies:
walk the line, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, land of the dead, cheech and chongs up in smoke, still smokin, the first movie, vanilla sky, killer clowns from outerspace, and anything comedy funny really.
Television:
that 70s show, inked, miami ink, americas next top model, prison break, intervention, bernie mac, the cosby show, i use to like dawsons creek but thats done now......
Books:
of mice and men, stupid white man, i read alot of anne rice novels, the atlas to the universe, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Heroes:
Booj, Swain, Theo, Jer and Lee
