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Jesse

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Click here to get your free text scroller. Hi im that guy you see to the left of your screen doing what has been called the monkey dance by friends while tailgating at a Bills game. © MCT Lyts
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My Interests

football and well all sports, reading, driving, travel, fishing, anything stupid, just plain fun Myspace Graphics
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Name: Jesse
Birthday: 12/22/80
Birthplace: freakin Angola
Current Location: Blasdell but on the border of sunny LA
Eye Color: blue/green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6"1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left cause left people are gonna take over
Your Heritage: polock
The Shoes You Wore Today: doc martins
Your Weakness: Blue light
Your Fears: being in a dance contest NAKED
Your Perfect Pizza: plane old cheese and pep
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go skydivin
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you fucker
Thoughts First Waking Up: i gotta go to #@$% work
Your Best Physical Feature: my bulging biceps hahahaha
Your Bedtime: whenever i get a chance
Your Most Missed Memory: oh shit i cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: blah
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: oh yea
Do you Sing: ya but it sounds like a cat going thru a dishwasher
Do you Shower Daily: sniff sniff definitly need one today ha
Have you Been in Love: i guess
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: i believe i can fly???
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really. does it count when drunk?
Do you think you are Attractive: ya maybe a step up from sloth from the goonies hehe just kiddin
Are you a Health Freak: i wish
Do you get along with your Parents: ya
Do you like Thunderstorms: ive slept thru the best of um
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute no no not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: this month is only three days old so no
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no maybe ill get some later
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no raw fish this month
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya i was spinning around my stripper pole
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope good month so far
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: is this for real?? he;; yes
Ever been called a Tease: no i go for the gusto
Ever been Beaten up: im a lover not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: some how cool but when im very old and is has to be painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i always have said porn or politics
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico and see a donkey show hahahaha
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not too big
Best Clothing Style: whatever im easy going
Number of Drugs I have taken: could care less just not a crack whore
Number of CDs I own: who buys CDs anymore
Number of Piercings: a couple
Number of Tattoos: a couple cause i actually find them attractive on girls
Number of things in my Past I Regret: alot but hey the past is the past. gotta do better to make up for them. GOOD TIMES

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I'd like to meet:

Beautiful people, pretty people, dirty people, ugly people, red people. dark people, light people, purple people, freaky people, prude people, Arkansas people, drunken people, sober people, smart people, dumb as a bag of rocks people, shy people, stripper people, artistic people, video gaming people, musically challenged people, song writing people, religion convert people, hardcore catholic bible thumping people, educated people, GED people, corn picking people, nose picking people, traveling people, locked in the closet people, calling from the other side people, calling from outside my window people, feeding the poor people, shooting the homeless people, hillbilly people, really hillbillies with summer teeth people, mascot people, college cheerleader people, interested in doing my laundry people, football people, Bills fan people, Russian people, funny people, your not funny people, race car driving people, driving miss daisy people, to be continued Myspace Contact Tables


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Music:

i'll pretty much listen to anything.................................................... ..

adopt your own virtual pet!Midget CowboyThe testicles of a Texas Midget Cowboy hurt and ached almost all the time.The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors.Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"The midget replied, Perfect Decant I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots "

Movies:

i like action/adventure movies that are based on fact or closely related to it. comedy movies are great even some horror but alot of it seems like the same thing
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Television:

NFL Network, ESPN, the discovery channel has some crazy stuff on it.


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How to make a JESSE
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
5 parts brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!
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Books:

Deception point, Treasure Island, The Others, Angels and demons, Da Vinci Code, Sherlock Holmes novels and short stories, Mein Kampf(which i have to say its a hard reader


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Heroes:

childhood heroes were Hulk Hogan cause he could make a crowd go wild while he did a really fake leg drop i guess i might have been a Hulk-a-maniac. Macgyver i mean heck anyone that can make a rocket out of a paperclip and some gum is an alright guy to me


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i guess im not to normal

Are You Normal? Your Normalcy Quotient is: 28 out of 100. Your quiz results make you a Marvelous Maverick Giddy-up partner. You're a maverick and don't know what the definition of normal is. That's ...
Posted by Jesse on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:42:00 PST