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SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer

If sense was common, everybody would have it...

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Starvin’ for real hiphop? Starting to forget what real music sounds like? Well, as Urkel would say, "Don’t fret, my pet!" Check out SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer’s radio show "Two Terminals & A Microphone"!

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Member Since: 3/22/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/slicethesorcerer
Band Members: Behind the vocal amplifier (mic): SLICE (Sonic Lyrical Incisions Causing Elevations)

Behind the boards: The Celestial Sorcerer

Together: We are one...person.

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Influences: Jesus Christ, Myself, KRS-ONE, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Mos Def, The Roots, Ugly Duckling, Hieroglyphics, Jay Dee (RIP), Pharcyde, Charlie Parker, Brand New Heavies, Groove Collective, Jamiroquai (pre-Synkronized), Madlib, Shawn J. Period, Gangstarr, Adriana Evans, Laurnea, Les Nubians, Jill Scott, Amel Larrieux, Ambersunshower, The Funk Brothers, Common (pre-Electric Circus), Nas (when he was still Nasty), Digable Planets, Deltron, Aceyalone, Green Day, Project Blowed, Lauryn Hill (pre-love ballads), Danny Elfman, They Might Be Giants, Fiona Apple, MF Doom, Sam Cooke, Talib Kweli (leave Kanye alone, man...you're better than that!), The Supremes, Frankie Lymon, Raphael Saadiq/TonyToniTone, Paul Mooney, The Boondocks (comic), Mathematics (aka Them Atics), Space, Physics, Einstein's theories, Quantum Leap, Holy Scriptures, Women.

Sounds Like: "The Roots and Digable Planets had a baby...."
-- Mike F., Chicago, IL

"...the next coming of Shawn J. Period..."
--Waltbay Massacre & DJ Skewraider
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

A painful blog... because the truth hurts.

I know I'm gonna here it for this one, but I can't stand idly by anymore. If I didn't care, it wouldn't bother me. Ok, let me get this straight...for my own personal notes. "Nigger" is an accepta...
Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:43:00 PST

Thank You, Bill Cosby.

Ya know, life is a harsh reality filled with peaks and valleys. This past saturday evening, I had already resigned myself to the fact that my Whores (Cubs) were gonna blow the NLDS to a weak-ass pansy...
Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:36:00 PST

The Baffling Popularity of Robert Kelly in the Black Community.

I have always had an issue with R. Kelly ever since he dropped Public Announcement (where my grown people at!?). The older this man has gotten, the more immature his material has become. The man has m...
Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:37:00 PST

SLICE FAQs: If you dont know, now ya know!!!

Q1: What does SLICE stand for?  A1: Sonic Lyrical Incisions Causing Elevations Q2: Why did you choose the name, "Celestial Sorcerer"?  A2: When I started makin' beats, I had very little e...
Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:26:00 PST

KRS-1 & MARLEY MARL - HIP-HOP LIVES VIDEO !!!!!!!!

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Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:56:00 PST

Subliminal MySpace messages attack self-esteem.

Today, out of sheer boredom, I went to my own profile and tried to add myself as a friend. I go to the "Add" button and click it, and get a strange and eerily profound message. "You cannot add yours...
Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

The Sorcerers TRANSFORMERS movie review&

I have no idea what movie I saw last week. But it was not TRANSFORMERS. I'll call it just 'FORMERS from now on. I have heard a lot of praise about this movie. But what for? Because it's loud? Becaus...
Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST

RIP Mr. Wizard...

Now this sucks... The Sorcerer salutes you, fine Sir. ============================================ TV's 'Mr. Wizard' Don Herbert dies at 89 LOS ANGELES - Don Herbert, who as television's "M...
Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:26:00 PST

The Sorcerer is giving away Something free!!! Come!! Look!! Now!!!

Wussup My People! I know I've been mad busy lately, and haven't been able to repond to messages like I would prefer. Most people who know me personally know tihs is a busy time of year for me. I prom...
Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:29:00 PST

The things you see when you have time off from work.

The things you see when you have time off from work. Flippin' channels through my television. Yes, observing modern day life through an electric monacle. The strange things we see... #1) 14 yr old gir...
Posted by SLICE the Celestial Sorcerer on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST