God

I am pretty tall. i watch you all in the clouds above. i mostly chill with Satan. hes pretty cool i guess. but he kills people alot. idont reely care though. wings are over rated and you cant use them in the rain and you molt alot. they bruise easly and you hit them on doorways alot. But yea. also you only get a halo if you buy it at the gate. $10.00 so make sure you die with money on you. theres no meaning of life so quit trying to find it. and when you die you go to heaven where they look at your record and then your reincarnated in 10 days. well now that thats out of the way im constantly watching you along with my billion co-angles and unless you do something bad im not gonna bother you. masterbation is ok by the way. also quit praying. and jesus didnt buy the halo. but he does have some pretty big wings.