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Paula

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am the quintessential dorktown. It tends to invade all aspects of my life. Or it would, if I had one.

My Interests

Math, Science, Scientists, Richard Feynman, Physics, Astronomy, Cosmology, Differential and Integral Calculus, Humor, Books, Book-selling, Music, Movies, Making fun of what I love, Geeking out and ostracizing the layman

Music:

ALL THE BANDS YOU LIKE ARE CRAP

Movies:

Amadeus, The Great Escape, Star Wars, The Thirteenth Warrior, Snatch, Mixed Nuts, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Doctor Who, Strangers With Candy, Anderson Cooper 360, NBC Nightly News, The Office, Big Bang Theory, South Park, Dirty Jobs, How It's Made, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

ManyManyBooks

Heroes:

Richard Feynman

My Blog

I am bad at blogging.

I gave up on blogging and decided to try a twitter instead. http://twitter.com/paulasaurus
Posted by Paula on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:48:00 PST

What.

So my boss just called.The ceiling of the bookstore has caved in.
Posted by Paula on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:35:00 PST

BananaNanaNana

I found the lone banana Laffy Taffy hidden beneath the pile of cloying cherries and slutty strawberries. I picked aside the Bottle Caps and Runts and brought it into the light, and it tried to burrow ...
Posted by Paula on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

INCOMING MESSAGE

At the beach weather is beautiful STOP Will sit in the sand and play Sudoku STOP and drink margaritas until I can't see straight STOP Please direct all questions in my absence STOP To my cellphone...
Posted by Paula on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:43:00 PST

BONERZ

SO MANY BONERZ
Posted by Paula on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:10:00 PST

An explanation

Well.So its been awhile and everyone who ever looked at this space has surely stopped checking it by now. But what can I do about that? It has not been a good year for me. As of the time of this posti...
Posted by Paula on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:56:00 PST

A hypothetical situation

In light of recent events, I want to give a little piece of advice to everyone.When you see a good friend, and the conversation goes like this:Do not react in this manner:Instead, react like this:Reme...
Posted by Paula on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

Time for Bread, Rock OUT

Just doing my part to ensure everyone saw this:A professor from Cornell makes ferocious love to bread on Conan O'Brien, awkward hilarity ensues ...
Posted by Paula on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

Math math math live on stage

OH MATHEMATICIANS, how I love theeWent to the Mathematical Association of America State Luncheon and a undergraduate research conference at Mercer Uni this weekend... we got to have dinner with mathem...
Posted by Paula on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

High School Hair

Dear Stephen ColbertYour afro is flat on one side.Love,Paula
Posted by Paula on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST