I am not a fucking biggest loser contestant! lol.

...i havent had sex but i could fuck you up...

About Me

Hi im vino. And im bored. I often tell people important pieces of info like I just did then. Most people donâ€™t get me, they think im weird, but I think we all know deep inside that its because I am too wonderful and awesome, that mere mortal human beings cannot comprehend my fabulousness.I love a lot of things. I hate a lot of things. I love random things. I hate feet. I love music. I hate my social akwardness. I love my friends. I hate homophobes. I love movies. I hate clusters of things. I love escapism. I hate long periods of silence. I love making racist jokes. I hate those people who grease you off when they havenâ€™t ever met you.O let me tell u my future plans!...well im going to live in brighton whiles doing a degree at uni, then im going to move to Hollywood and buy a big house next to the stars and rich people. Im going to pick money off the money trees, we all no Hollywood has money trees everywhere. Then im gonna get plastic surgery and lipo and what not, and then also get hair weaving (cos I have thin hair). And then im gonna be a playboy playmate and marry hugh Heffner. Now cos this will be in a few years, hugh will die after a while and then me, Kendra, Bridget, and Holly will split his fortune. I shall then marry Jake Gyllenhaal and have Miranda Kerr as my booty callâ€¦..i think we all agree that this is a very realistic and responsible plan for my future.Now go on and read everything else cos I no u want to.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Hughsey
Jake Gyllenhaal
hamish and andy
paris hilton
that boy that i saw on a tram near melbourne central. with an ipod, and wearing a white shirt and grey pants.yes id like to find him.

Music:

matchbox 20. my chemical romance.john mayer.mika.maroon 5.arctic romance.paolo nutini.britney spears.teddy geiger.matt corby.ben mckenzie.elisa.jesse mccartney.james blunt.calvin harris.justin timberlake.blink 182.timbaland.garbage...anything acoustic, music with meaning...and emo music will always have a place in my heart :)

Movies:

the basketball diaries.whats eating gilbert grape.titanic.the beach.mean girls.ice age.a walk to remember.saw.the 40 year old virgin.grandma's boy.superbad.knocked up.donnie darko.win a date with tad hamilton.amelie.nearing grace.the butterfly effect.chummscrubber....anything with leonardo dicaprio in it, anything not many people have seen, anything slightly different.

Television:

family guy.will & grace.before the game.rove.ocean girl, yes thats right ocean girl!idol.big brother.gossip girlso you think you can dance.veronica mars.spicks and specks.drawn together.that 70's show!.amazing race.the simple life...anything funny, about famous people, or based around the socially elite teens of the u.s.

Books:

the day after forever, mahalia and anything by jodi picoult

Heroes:

My Blog

homophobia is wrong

got this in a bulltin once....thought it was sad....read on I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everydayI am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in ...
Posted by I am not a fucking biggest loser contestant! lol. on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

everwood....lol....cos that make this sound interesting

My Tragic Flawby Ephram BrownThe more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm not sure who the first person was who said that. Probably Shakespeare. Or maybe Sting. But at the moment, it's the...
Posted by I am not a fucking biggest loser contestant! lol. on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

The Adventures of Sam and Vino in the City

lol today was melb uni open day......wat fun....anyway im pathetically sad cos that was the first time iv been to the city without my parents.....lol....anyway like normal i was paranoid&nbs...
Posted by I am not a fucking biggest loser contestant! lol. on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST