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Delgadöduvidösö

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

About Me

Wanted for the following crimes: murder, felony murder, arson, armed robbery, aggravated battery, aggravated assault, pimping, bigamy, counterfeiting, mail fraud, wire fraud, conspiracy to distribute cocaine, possession of cocaine, conspiracy to distribute marijuana,possession of marijuana, conspiracy to distribute phencyclidine, possession of phencyclidine, inciting riots, escape, transporting stolen vehicles across state lines, possession of a falsified passport, possession of an unregistered firearm, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, theft by taking, selling of stolen goods, grand theft auto, extortion, money laundering, sedition (former Soviet Union only), failure to pay tariffs on imported goods, kidnapping, horse theivery, desecration of sacred objects, poaching, obstruction, fleeing police, jaywalking.
Outstanding arrest warrants in the following countries: Afganistan, Alderaan, Angola, Argentina, Australia, Bangledesh, Belarus, Belize, Brazil, Chad, Chile, Denmark, Ethiopia, France, Germany, Great Britian, Hoth, India, Israel, Japan, Kyrgyzstan, Mexico, Panama, People's Republic of China, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, United States of America (all states and the District of Columbia), Vietnam, Zaire.
Outstanding death warrants in the following countries: Burkina Faso, Canada, Iran, Syria.

My Interests

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Heroes:

No one.

My Blog

El DeBarge: Thug life

I found this fascinating. First off, I figured that in any domestic dispute involving El DeBarge, El DeBarge would be the one on the receiving end of the beating. I was also unaware that some of the...
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:13:00 PST

I can't wait to steal the new iPhone!

Man, have you seen this thing? Internet, music, and phone all wrapped up into one easy to use package! I can't wait to go to my local Apple or Cingular store this Friday, wait hours in line, and the...
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:46:00 PST

Super Monkey Breakout!

Fantastic. A gorilla escapes his cage and hilarity ensues. Then they shot him with a dart. Just because he's different...Gorilla Injures 4 In Zoo In Brief Escape May 18 - A 400-pound gorilla escape...
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:05:00 PST

Tribute to Pacman Jones

I'm just going to come out and say it: that ain't fair, brother. Just because a guy gets arrested ten or so times... is that any reason to suspend him for a whole year? I can't blame you for wanting...
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST

Ashley Miller and Heather Johnston

You ladies need to give me a shout. Or at least link me your myspace pages. You sound like my kind of girls: young, carefree, a reckless disregard for the law, and a willingness to take your clothes...
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:22:00 PST

More clown-related violence

I don't know what it is, but horrible acts of violence committed against clowns always makes me laugh.Gunman kills 2 clowns in Colombian circusBOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) -- Two clowns were shot and ki...
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:01:00 PST

Mike Vick: smoke some with your dog.

A couple of things bothered me about this. Michael Vick makes around fifteen million a year. Couldn't he have hired someone to carry his weed for him? Or at least be able to afford a new bottle when...
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

The Grinch got a bad rap.

He wasn't such a mean one. Not so much a heel. He was much more cuddly than a cactus, and to be honest, I have met some charming eels in my time. The banana comparison was really out of line. All ...
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:33:00 PST

Everybody hates The Juice

Poor old O.J. Bad enough he got accused of a murder he didn't commit, but lately things have gotten even worse for the guy. Seems his book and television special have been pulled due to some whiners...
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST

I passed.

Yes, I'm breaking character here, but I did pass the Georgia bar exam.Now back to the regularly scheduled mayhem.
Posted by Delgadöduvidösö on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:04:00 PST