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joe

Balls Mahoney

About Me

Well I was born in a small nameless town and blessed with a large penis. That about sums it up.

My Interests

Quickly becoming writng. As you can tell by all of my brilliantly witty responses.Plus good Italian food and mutually enjoyable sex.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, although I'm not a religious man.

26 random people wishing you a happy birthday, and then one to grow on! love you lots :)

Music:

NOT RAP OR COUNTRY!!! I'm sure 95% of the U.S. feels the same way. Favorites: Incubus, Tool, NIN,The Whie Stripes, S.O.A.D., Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors. GOOD FUCKIN' SHIT.

Movies:

Heat is a personal favorite. As well as Braveheart. Even though Mel is an anti-semite I like him as a psychopathic irishman. Anything directed by Quentin Terrentino.

Television:

HISTORY CHANNEL. Nuff said. Although "heroes" is quickly becoming a prime time favorite.

Books:

"The Hobbit", "The Davinci Code", and the one about Grendel and the warrior? Those are the only three books I've read without being forced by a teacher or professor.