I have all these thoughts and I’m pretty sure they all contradict each other |
I have no words and I hate that.
I've gotten much better at putting things down in words to get them out of my head and right now it's just not happening.
My fingers are twitchy cause they want to pu...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:41:00 PST |
Gremlins and other musings... |
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I have gremlins.
That's the only logical explanation I have for why I can't find my black belt (that I wear on a semi-regular basis)...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:48:00 PST |
Murder rate at YSU skyrockets. |
It took every single ounce of self-control I had left yesterday to refrain from killing this girl in my Stat class.
I get it- you're funky and original and you wear lots of dramatic eye makeup ...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST |
Is it 2008 already? |
Just because this blog is over 2 weeks late doesn't mean that's how the rest of my year will go... right?
k, new year's resolutions:
1) I will not procrastinate.... starting..... now.
2) I w...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST |
Greyhound bus of death |
I've decided I'd like to live to be old.
Or course irony now dictates that I must be hit by a bus tomorrow, but let's assume for a minute that fate was busy trimming someone else's life-line and didn'...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:42:00 PST |
a nice sandwich would have been the better choice. |
one should never shove a whole pizza down one's throat, eat half a bag of hershey hugs, follow that up with a half dozen pickles (smallish ones), + 2 cans of pepsi, and then read part of "sa...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:48:00 PST |
please tell me if im just seeing things |
ok, let's just compare here for a minute...
on the left we have a perfectly innocent dog toy...
on the right... well if you don't know what it is i'm sure not going to be the one to burst your happy ...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:10:00 PST |
Celebrity Look-alikes.... riiiiight |
Cary Grant? really?
Nancy Kerrigan? ouch....
Jodie Sweetin!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wow, this is possibly the worst celebrity matches i've ever seen. Sorry Bil.
Not really seeing the rese...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:32:00 PST |
STILL getting ass raped by the Water Department (Updated again) |
Notice to renters: How to get the water department to turn on the water in your name.
10-18-07
1) Go downtown with your lease. Sign a little form and pay $40 to have the water reconnected. Smile at th...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:22:00 PST |
Nothing to do |
Number 1 reason not to go on and on and on and on about how wonderful your significant other is in your blog. You look like an ass when things go south.
I used to love this one girl's blog. Always amu...
Posted by ~*Lizzy*~ on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:35:00 PST |
