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Fearless Fred

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons.

About Me



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I draw pictures. Like all kinds of stuff. Chicks will walk by me while I'm drawing, and they'll be like, "Hey what are you drawing?".And then I'll be like, "What's your problem you stupid girls, why must you "jock" me so?"Then they're like, "Easy there sensetive artist-type hottie. We were merely interetsed in what you drawing so you might ask us to pose naked."Then I'm like, "I draw all kind of stuff, birds, rocks, and even birds. Perhaps I will draw all of you naked, if you would only give me some money."Then they're like, "Yeah sure we'll give you money so you can continue to live a non-sell-out lifestyle, and still wear all the hippest threads. Would it be rude of us to ask you to do us all after you're done drawing us?"And I'm like, "That's cool."Seriously.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who doesn't annoy the piss out of me, maybe even somone I could engage in a causal cyber-sex relationship with. You know like if we were every home alone on a Friday we could could talk aboput the mall and stuff, and how cool it is to hang out at the mall. You'd have to be hot though, I don't have cyber-course with ugly people. And you need to be limber aswell. I don't wanna get all cyber-bored and have to cyber-fake, and then cyber-sneak-out-while-you're-sleeping.

Music:

OK I'm not gonna joke around here: Tool, Rage Against the Machine, The Dead Kennedy's, Bad Religion, DL Incognitio, Blackalicious, The Deftones, Snapcase, Hatebreed, A Tribe Called Quest, The Dropkick Murphy's, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Propaghandi, The Hot Live Guys, Nick Drake, Asian Dub Foundation, Loco, The New Bomb Turks, Mos Def, Del the Funky Homosapien, The Suicide Machines, Otis Redding, and even Mozart

Movies:

I'm all about V for Vendetta right now. One of the most genius peices of film making I've ever seen. The sad fact that it will go over peoples' heads makes me cry, a deep sobbing that soaks my pillow and prevents me from sleeping. Well as Greg Graffin says, "I'm happy just to watch them all and laugh" oh if it was only that simple.

Television:

The Simpsons, Twitch City (Don McKellar is super neat), Da Ali G Show, Old School Star Trek, Mr Show, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, TV Nation, The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Roger Ramjet, Home Movies, Family Guy, Kids in the Hall, Glenn Beck, Arrested Development, Oz, The Nancy Grace Show, Robot Chicken, Futurama

Books:

The Gospel of the Flying Spagetti Monster, The Dirt by Motley Crue, The Tao of Pooh, The Art of War, Paradise Lost, The Sylmarillion, The Portrait of Dorian Grey, Private Parts, Native Tongue, The Lord of the Rings, Transmetroplitan, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maitenance, The Complete Works of Michaelangelo, The Lord of the Flies, Long Hard Road out of Hell, Miss America

Heroes:

Voltaire, Descartes, George Carlin, Ernie Pyle, Tom Wolfe, Lenny Bruce, The Dixie Chicks (they have balls bigger than your dad), Zack de la Rocha, Edward R Murrow, Michael Moore, The FSM, Howard Stern, Spider Jerusalem, and Stephen Colbert

My Blog

The Depressing Echo of a Broken School

..> ..> So today I spoke to another class of kids. Wee kids. Little ones, grade niners. Ironically when I was in Grade nine I didn't think of myself as wee, and when I was in grade seven kids in gr...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

If I had a Vagina

I have realized that girls are all retarded and don't know how to pick a guy to "go steady" with. That's why after much thought I composed a list of all the dudes that I'd let bruise my cervix, if I ...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:59:00 PST

God Hates Fags; and the Literate

Pat Roberston is a grade "A" douche bag. If this were an essay, that would be my thesis. Guys like him are just as bad, I'm talking about fascists. Do you know what a fascist is? Here: 1) a person...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

Not Really a Blog; Seriously

Lookout Ladies Productions Presents The Man Who Wore No Sleeves (except in this picture, well underneath the jacket he's not wearing any sleeves, he's that awesome!) Thank you for looking at the most...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:11:00 PST

Requiem for a Dream

And voila! It's all over! This soiled cloth of dry hump holiday action has satiated itself on the blood of my paycheck and moved to Brazil for another 11 months. That's right fucktard Christmas is ...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:30:00 PST

Yay America We've Come so Far!

The Story of Thanksgiving (soon to a children's play) The arrival of Europeans on the east cost of North America occurred not in 1620, but well before. French and Dutch fishermen and settlers had been...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST

The Greatest Story Ever Told Part 3

I NEEDED TO FIND THE G SPOT! "Find the G Spot? Have you gone mad?!" This was a voice that sounded all to familiar. It was a voice that offered years of advice with just a hint of homosexuality. Then...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

The Greatest Story Ever Told Part 2

I lay there in a stupor. Contemplating my present situation. Here I was trapped in Paris Hilton's Vagina with no idea how to escape. Moreover, it appeared that this was indeed a vast vagina with one ...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST

The Greatest Story Ever Told Part 1

The other day I was at the bar. Union Hall to be specific, and as always I was having the best time of my entire life! For real! Why? Because I went on a magical adventure. I'm serious. The thing is,...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST

I Got Tagged Too Fucker

Seriously I hate these stupid fucking gay ass forward this to six of your bestest buddies in the whole wide world so we can totally fuck with their e-mail! Because if you don't, your boner will crawl...
Posted by Fearless Fred on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST