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Name: Batman
Birthday: 4/19/89 The day god was happy as shit!
Birthplace: Columbia Hospital S.E., D.C.
Current Location: Murdaland
Eye Color: look and see stupid
Hair Color: look and see stupid
Height: 5'10 Im told
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ask da last nigga i fought!
Your Heritage: Da Ghetto iz all i have and my baretta
The Shoes You Wore Today: Come see
Your Weakness: Femalez. Seductive Creatures
Your Fears: Nuttin But Christ nigga
Your Perfect Pizza: Ledo's Pep.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay outta Jail
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sup mo, Loafin
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn ya muva was on it last nite!
Your Best Physical Feature: Ask ya gurl. I got a clue wat she gon say!
Your Bedtime: After i Fone Bone ya lil sista!
Your Most Missed Memory: My x. Sike! Got ya dumb ass
Pepsi or Coke: Coke sell betta. Get it!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey deez nut bitches!
Single or Group Dates: Group just n case sum shit pop off cuz niggaz b hattin!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea bag!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Thats Gay
Cappuccino or Coffee: Thats Gay
Do you Smoke:
&..39;Do you Sing:' N da shower
Have you Been in Love: Yea i aint go even lie
&..39;Do you want to go to College:' yea. Cuz i saw How High
Do you want to get Married: yea i need somebody 2 keep my head on str8
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: When ya muva roll ova
&..39;Do you think you are Attractive:' im iight
Are you a Health Freak: naw but im fit
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell naw.
Do you play an Instrument: Da gos and tumz
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Maybe, Maybe not!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Duz weed count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: naw nobody likez me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea had 2 rough sum shit
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Thats Gay
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Thats very gay
In the past month have you been on Stage: naw
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ha funny!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yea
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nigga is it cuz im black?
Ever been Drunk: naw But i have been high
Ever been called a Tease: Ha ha Yeah!
Ever been Beaten up: Nigga please. Some niggaz tried 2 jump me once but my manz wasnt haven dat!
Ever Shoplifted: Is it cuz im black.
How do you want to Die: N Painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A fed so i can carry around a hamma legally.
What country would you most like to Visit: hawii. Thet got dem rollaz! LOL
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whateva
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: It dont matter as long as its sexy
Height: 5'1- 5'6
Weight: 400 sike 125-150
Best Clothing Style: Nothin
Number of Drugs I have taken: is it cuz im black
Number of CDs I own: Ask ya Grandmuva
Number of Piercings: Ask ya great grandmuva
Number of Tattoos: Inked Up
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Alot
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LENCH MOBR.I.P J-SKISIS JESSYKIERA...I GOT MY SIS WEN EVA..ASHELY MY SIS DONT GIVA FUKCORTNI..ME N HER HAVE BEN THRU ALOT..LUV U BOO..IM BATMAN....SHE MY ROBINTIFFANY..MY HUBBA..GET ITERICA..SEXI ASS..LOL..U ALREADY NO WASSUP N DA 07KYIA MY FIRST HIGH SKOOL GIRLFRIEND...I MISS YOUNGIN SO MUCH..I FUCKED UP OUR RELATIONSHIP..WISH I COULD REWIND TIME..BUT CANT..LUV U BOONADDIA A.K.A FATZ..SUP BAY-BAYMY FUCKIN ROCK STAR MALICHA(ON DA RIGHT)PLAYIN N DA SNOW..SUP BOOLIL NAY-NAY..LENCH MOB ALLDAYMY SIS NITA...57TH...I GOT CHU WENEVA SISTAMY BOO LIL'VICMY KILLA MAFIA HUNNIE..SUP BAY-BAYCHADIAMOND A.K.A TWINKIEKANDRA..ME N U..ALLDAY..LOLANGELA..SUP BAY-BAY..WIT CHA FLII ASSSHANIQUE..DIS MY LADYINDIA..SHE SEXI AINT SHE..I NOKANEESHA....MY TRAPP GUHBROOK...DIS MY FUCKIN HOMIE..SEXI SELFNIKITA SEXI ASSIMANI...SEXI BAY-BAYLIL MAMA...YEA SHEZ A KEEPAMY BOOKIE BAD ASS..SEXI GIVIN ME A KISS..LIL SEXY LADY...SHE SO SHYEBONY..DA ONLY BLACK GUH WIT A MEXICAN LAST NAME..GIMME A BURRITO..LAUREN..DIS MY HOMIE..SHE SO CUTE..ALISA..SUP BAY-BAYQUELA..LIL GHETTO MODEL..LOL..GO QUELA ITZ YA B-DAYSEX LIFE
Name: BATMAN
DOB: 4-19-89
Sex (not yes or no question): MALE..DUHH..DUMB MUTHAFUCKA
Rate yourself on how you think you are when it comes to gettin down and Grimy in bed.: 1-10....9 or 10..IM NOT SURE U SHOULD ASK YA MOMZ
How many people have you had sex with?: 1-50
What best describes your technique for getting the opposite sex turned on?: DA JUICE... BITCH
What is your best body feature?: MY LIPZ UH HUH..
HAVE YOU EVER......
given oral pleasure? FUCK NAW B
given hand/finger job? YEA..BUT I DUNNO WAT DAT HAND SHIT ABOUT..
received hand/finger job? YEA...BUT DAT FINGER SHIT GOTTA GO..HOMO ASS
tried doing multiple positions? DUHH MUFUCKA..U A DUMB BITCH
had sex in public? YEA...
gotten caught? NAW..ONLY MEXICAN PEOPLE GET CAUGHT DOIN EVERTHING
skinny dipped? YEA...
RANDOM FIRST TIME AI FUCK A NEW YOUNGIN I NUT QUICK..
Are you embarresed of your body? FUCK NAW..
Do you or have you ever masterbated? ALL DA TIME..I STAY LOCKED UP
How often do you have sex? YOUNGINZ READIN DIS..DATZ HOW U GET CAUGHT ANSWERIN UR DUMB ASS QUESTIONZ
Do you feel that you are addicted? FUCK YEA
Are you easily turned on? IMA FREAK B..
What feature do you look for in opposite sex? ASS N TITZ
Do youhave a SPOT? MY DICK, EARZ N NECK
If yes where? JUST TOLD U STUPID

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ME N MY SON TEE...WAT IT DOMY OLDER BRUVA SMURFMY CUZO D...MY CUZO GETZ DA BITCHEZ..LOLFREAKY TYNATEDONNELLLIL' BSKOOPRAY MY FUCKIN BRUVA/PARTNA N KRIMETAZ RITE HAND MANTAY A.K.A NOODLEZ..FUCKIN CUZOMY NIGGA E...POTOMAC GARDENZ A.K.A 1000..MY SON VIC SMACKED OUTMY MAIN MAN JAMES...DA FRESHEST NIGGA I NO FROM AROUND ALABAMA AVE...NOW 4 MY FUCKIN NIGGAZMY NIGGA VON...DIS NIGGA SAVED MY LIFE..YA HEAR ME..NIGGAZ 4 LIFEMY NIGGA RON...MY FUCKIN MANZ 4 LIFE...ANY PROBLEMZ HE GOT BECUM MINE...DEN I SOLVE EM' WITA NINE YA DIGGPIMPIN IZ HIZ GAME...KOBE IZ DA NAME..MY NIGGA 4 LIFEDIS NIGGA DO BEN N MORE GO-GO BANDZ DEN MIC STANDZ..MY NIGGA KEVINMY NIGGA B..YOUNG MONEYMY NIGA KEVO...YOUNG MONEY..DIS NIGGAZ ZOOTEDMY NIGGA DAVO..ME N MY SON B LUNCHINMY NIGGAZ..KENNY N NICK..U FUCKIN GOONZMY NIGGA BARRY X.O.B SHITMY NIGGA MONI A.K.A CRIPTANITE..B LOOKIN OUT 4 ME N MY SON WE BOUT 2 MAKE A CDMY NIGGA J.Y...SLIGHT MISGUIDED..MY SON B ROCK DA TUMZMY NIGGA TREY..MY SON FROM B-MOREMY NICCA MARCO..PMP PIMP HOORAYME N MY CUZOS..CHILL SHITME N MY SON TAY...AT DA WIZARDZ GAME WAT IT DO?

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BATMAN'Z HOOD NIGGA OR NIGGA-RETSURVEY
DO YOU OWN A GUN? UMM..I DUNNO..LOL..FUCK WIT ME N YA FIND OUT
IF SO WAT KIND? PULL OUT YA DOUGH AROUND ME..U WILL FIND OUT
DO U CARRY IT EVERYWERE YOU GO NAW
EVER BEEN IN A SHOOT OUT? YEP
EVER SHOT SOME ONE? NEVER STAYED 2 FIND OUT
IF SO WERE YOU SCARED? NOPE
JAIL
EVER BEEN LOCKED UP? YEP..2 MANY TIMEZ..
IF SO FOUR WAT? UU'Z, VIOLATION OF PROHBATION,ASSAULT..N SUM THA BULL SHIT..
WAT JAIL DID U GO 2? OAK, CHARLES COUNTY JAIL, EAST OVER JAIL, AND 4 D
WAS THE FOOD GOOD? OAK SHIT WAS IIGHT...JUS BRING A BOX OF OATMEAL PIES..YA HEAR ME
FIGHTIN
EVER BEEN IN A FIGHT? U NO IT
IF SO HOW MANY? ALOT....
EVER LOST A FIGHT? IT TAKEZ A MAN 2 ADMIT A LOST..
IF SO HOW MANY? I GOT 1...BUT IT WAS N 2ND GRADE MY FIRST FITE EVA...BUT DA NIGGA AINT SEEIN ME NOW
EVER JUMPED SOMEONE? YEA...
IF SO HOW DID U FEEL AFTERWARDS? BAD...WE DOGGED HIS SHIT
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FIGHTING PARTNER? MY NIGGA RAY ALL DAY
WHY..IS THAT PERSON YOUR FAVORITE..NO HOMO.. MY SON GOT FUCKIN HANDZ..I AINT GOTTA WORRY ABOUT HIM GETTIN DOGGED WHILE IM RECKIN
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GONE..WEN U HOLLA OUT DAT SQUAD.. TALKIN BOUT DA LENCH MOB!!!!
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