Effie Dagger

I like.
Cock your hat,
I am me. I am the opposite of myself. I am more than a Myspace page. I have a fucking life, and my friends mean the world to me. I get along better with guys, girls are way too dramatic. I'm bluntly honest, my mouth gets me into trouble alot. I love all kinds of art work, and literature. I also like make-up and I dye my hair often. I love animals, and I try to keep myself healthy. Uh, video games! I'm very spontaneous, and I have horrible luck! It's weird, you have no idea. Kids these days spend too much time on the fucking internet and watching television, when I was a kid, I was outside, climbing trees. In fact, I still like climbing trees and swimming in lakes and doing stupid things with my friends. Tell me you don't.
I don't let people push me around, if you have a problem with me, fucking tell me.
I'm the "real" shit, nigga.
I live my own life, no one else lives it for me.
I can be sarcastic alot, but I'm actually very nice. =]
Despite the world of today, I have a high opinion of humanity.
I'm Catholic, & I like alcohol.
I love God. Get over it.
The best way to read the Bible is with cigerettes and chocolate.
It's amazing how many people would give away everything to be famous for fifteen minutes.
"You must never turn away a true messenger of the Lord because of his ethnicity, his profanities, his hygiene, or his apparent unworthiness. A man can have poop in his pants and Jesus in his heart."
And in my best behavior, I am really just like him. Look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid.

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