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Ezekiel

Ezekiel K. Moaat

About Me

Ello, im Ezekiel Chemoaat. I live with 20 goats, 15 cows, 34 chickens, and 1 ostrich. I live on an abscure farm in the middle of no where and have an Edsel with which I buy my yearly groceries. My free time is spent counting my chickens and frolicing among my field of 470 venus flytraps. I think I am quite the catch. I have a friend. His name's Charles. He has one of those darn-fangled iFrogs, or whatever they are called. I do not see the need for such doo-dads. I just need my trusty banjo on a warm summer evening. -Ezekiel Chemoaat

My Interests

Milkin my cows, makin goat cheese, watchin the stars on a clear summer night, harvestin my corn...

I'd like to meet:

That George Walker Bush guy I see on the "boob tube" alot. All in all, me and him are the same person: we dont know a damn thing about anything. He is my hero...

Music:

I dont have any time to mangle with that darnfangled noise called "rock"

Movies:

What are movies? Are they scary?

Television:

I watch that show with the little sponge that lives in the sea. Do you know what I am talking about?

Books:

Of Mice and Men, The Catcher in the Rye, Huckleberry Finn, and To Kill a Mockingbird

Heroes:

My hero is the cute little can on the side of that big, noisy truck that takes all my empty bottles in the morning. Very noisy...