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BARKER

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About Me

"I stopped trying to be anything. I accepted myself and all of my human disorder. You might wanna do the same."

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My Interests

Painting logs, boiling snails, reading smut, Sweatin to the Oldies, and showering while sitting down. Study sessions and raquetball in the gymnasium. Painting things that I can't draw freehand. Makin' teeshirts with crappy stencils. Laughing. At everything. But with you, not at you.

I'd like to meet:

Andy Kaufman, John Belushi and John Candy.

Music:

Ever since I've had ears they've been filled with music. Mostly good music.... but it seems like there's so much to keep up with? I still have the same favorites as I did nearly 10 years ago.

Movies:

I'm inspired by film. I like that I can cry/laugh/vomit over something that's not real. I like leaving a theatre and feeling like I could change something or do something or say something different because of it.

Television:

I'd like to sound like all those smartholes who talk like they have no time for tv because tv is sucking the life out of their brains through their eyeballs, but really I love television and I try to have it on at all times during the day, even if I have music on , or while I'm cooking and definitely when I'm on the couch reading a great book. It's comforting knowing if my eyes should glance that way they won't be left to their own accord.

Books:

I bought a school and it came with a fully stocked library. By fully stocked I mean: millions of childrens books and hard cover Classics and Owl magazines. Plus a limitless supply of Encyclopedia Brittanica. And Kids Craft. I'm learning as much as I wanna.

Heroes:

I've decided to become my own hero. Although I still can't help staring at the Hulk. Man, he sure gets green.

My Blog

Face Down, Ass Up

I owe everyone an apology. I got suckered in to Facebook and already the lust is wearing thin. Truthfully,  if I get poked one more fucking time......   Oh...and just a reminder: ...
Posted by BARKER on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

Ice Cream Just Might Save the World

I live sort of near the end of town where the airport is located and everytime I sit down at my computer I get lost and stare out the window and watch as every airplane flies up and away and it makes ...
Posted by BARKER on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

Victory & Happiness

I realized today I haven't introduced anyone in cyber land to my new family member.This is Dandelion! She is a lionshead bunny, and she is fast and small and so sweet.     &n...
Posted by BARKER on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:33:00 PST

Favorites for Today.

A Whole Town Of Me? People's heads will explode! Angry Sidewalk man. Sarcasm=Death. Oliver. Amazing. They really do this. Spoon. Together. Like People. XO...
Posted by BARKER on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

Happy New Ears!

Hope you are all happy and healthy and rockin it out tonight. XO From the Dream Team!...
Posted by BARKER on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST

Movie O the Year

Little Miss Sunshine! Perfect! See It! Happiness! Love In The Air! Dancing!      ...
Posted by BARKER on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:30:00 PST

I'll take two nuts, hold the chest....

Besides my incredible insomnia things have taken a huge surge forward! I found something again, I feel like I got "IT" back, whatever "IT" is. I took the most delightful walk today and came across thr...
Posted by BARKER on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST

Three Eyes.

One of my favorite things about this town is that we get to claim ownership over this gem: http://www.ghoststudies.com/serenity_lake_sanitorium.htm Basically, it's an abandoned town about 5 minutes fr...
Posted by BARKER on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST

something old makes something new.


Posted by BARKER on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST

Never never never.

  How do people possibly expect me to stop watching so much television when they keep creating things like this? http://www.apple.com/trailers/warner_independent_pictures/th escienceofsleep/med.h...
Posted by BARKER on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:58:00 PST