Ahoy Matey

Im Ycats. I looovvve dying my hair. I have a horrible memory. Im a licensed cosmetologist. Im obsessed with makeup, especially MAC. I've got an awesome fatass bearded dragon. Im wayy too much of a procrastinator. I lose stuff easily. Ive been playing soccer for about 15 years. Ive broken my nose 3 times...which could be why i have a horrible sense of smell. I hate waking up early. I dont like orange flavored anything, but i love real oranges. I dont like ice cream. I like stealing and running over traffic cones. Im easily amused. I love going to the zoo.
Ycats hearts: pirates, cereal, zebra stripes, giraffes!, reptiles, skulls, sharpies, domo, sushi, stars, my digi cam, pasta, viva pinata, my bearded dragon, neon colors, hair dye, leopard print, all my random pets, makeup, fried rice and wontons, every color but brown, pinstripes, fishnets, bats, MAC, vitamin water, POM, piercings, tattoos, gory movies, stuff that glows in the dark, black lights, making jewelry, nail polish, quesadillas, my friends, my boyfriend, my sister MOLLUSK!, my wife, dinosaurs, fireworks, traffic cones, caution tape, ranch and ketchup mixed together, concerts, crayons, stencils, spraypaint, green tea, jamba juice, mexican food, tokyo joes, illegal petes, rubber ducks, vodka, fruit, flamingos, lawn gnomes, zombies, halloween, summer, plaid, perfume, fuzzy things, sour candy, the zoo, underoos, lipgloss, big sunglasses, johnny depp, stickers, glittery things, photoshop, loud music, big hair, noodles, soccer, cheesemosis, walmart adventures, BING!, motorboatin sons of bitches, captain morgans, your mom, polka dots, my uberly hot giraffe - Professor Underoos