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Legba

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

About Me

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Your Birthdate: December 5
With a birthday on the 5th of the month you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them.You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas.You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel.You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable.Your mind is quick, clever and analytical.A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine.You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility What Does Your Birth Date Mean? Baby, what's your sign? (Celtic Zodiac)
You were born in the month of the elder. The elder is a the symbol of both death and rebirth. The Elder individual evolves gradually during his or her lifetime. With a basic restlessness and/or insatiable curiosity, Elder individuals are drawn into the study of profound subjects and are prone to travel great distances in order to further their knowledge. Elder individuals are self-sufficient, lively and outspoken. They dislike routine and refuse to be pressured by others. Highly energetic with a great deal of stamina, they thrive on change and crave constant mental and physical challenge. In later life, the Elder individual commands respect and possesses a great deal of patience. The true strength of Elders lie in the instinctive knowledge of when they are right and others are wrong, coupled with their inherent inclination toward self-discipline. It is important that Elder indiviudals learn to use change as a positive force in their lives in order to avoid becoming reckless and confused.
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I'd like to meet:

ANY MORON WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN VISITED BY ALIENS, JUST SO I COULD ASK HIM WHY HE WOULD ADMIT TO IT. I'D ALSO LIKE TO MEET THE INVENTER OF "THE CLAPPER", SO I COULD SEE THE LAZIEST BASTARD ON THE PLANET!
Morpheus

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Music:

ANYTHING THAT DOES NOT HAVE THE WORDS THUG OR PHAT IN THE TITLE. I HAVE OVER A THOUSAND CD'S, SO I AM NOT ABOUT TO GO THROUGH THE LIST. BRIAN SETZER RULES THOUGH! LONG LIVE BUDDY GUY! OK I'M BORED SO I THOUGHT I WOULD START A LIST. THE DAMNED, SEX PISTOLS, AC/DC, SOUNDGARDEN, THE CULT, SISTERS OF MERCEY, AGENT ORANGE, CLAPTON, LED ZEPPLIN, STRAY CATS, B.O.C., B.S.O., D.A.D., DEPECHE MODE, CURE, KILLERS, KISS, CHEAP TRICK, METALLICA, GORE GORE GIRLS, CRAMPS, DEATH ON WEDNESDAY, SOCIAL DISTORTION, NEW MODEL ARMY, T.S.O.L., IGGY POP, N.I.N, Z.Z. TOP, JOHNNY CASH, MOTLEY CRUE, B.B. KING, JOHN LEE HOOKER, THE CLASH, B.A.D., DANZIG, TESLA, BUZZCOCKS, Take the quiz:
Which Singer Are You?

Maynard James Keenan
Like Maynard, you often question the meaning of this life and your purpose. You also defy God as a test to yourself to truely find out if he is real. You are always seeking a higher attunement of aknowledgement. No matter how your message is sent, it gets through.

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Movies:

AS LONG AS IT MAKES SENSE AND DOESN'T INVOLVE JULIA ROBERTS, I AM PRETTY MUCH COOL WITH IT!
Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius
You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely. You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly. And your philosophical side always peeks through.Star wars character you are most like: Yoda What is Your Star Wars Horoscope? ...

Television:

EVERYTHING ON HBO. I MEAN I PAY ENOUGH! THANKS COX! NEVER DEALT WITH A COMPANY THAT HAS A MORE FITTING NAME!

The Toe Slicer
People Iced: Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Five
Favorite Weapon The Wrench
Arms Broken: Thirty
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Tony Tonic
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Books:

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Heroes:

WONKA'S WILLY!I SHIT YOU NOT THIS IS WHAT THE QUIZ SAID!Dylan's sexual nickname:

"The Bald-Headed Champ"

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My Blog

99%

APPARENTLY 99% OF THE WOMEN ON MY SPACE FEEL THEY CAN BE MODELS! LADIES WHAT ARE WE TELLING THE YOUTH OF AMERICA HERE? THAT ANY GUY WITH A DIGITAL CAMERA CAN GET A GIRL TO PRANCE AROUND IN HERE THONG ...
Posted by Legba on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

MAN LAWS

MAN LAWS1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelin...
Posted by Legba on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST

DATE RAPE

If you really have to date rape someone, make sure you ask for their consent first; its just courtesy.
Posted by Legba on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:58:00 PST

WORDS TO LIVE BY! EVERYONE CAN LEARN FROM THIS GUY!

I'm Not a Wino; I'm A 'Why-Yes'! April 19, 2000 | Issue 36"14 I've sucked down a lot of booze in my 42 years. A hell of a lot. In fact, some would go so far as to call me a wino. But I've got no tim...
Posted by Legba on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:46:00 PST

ONLY IN MESA!

Leroy Donald Johnson was caught this weekend in a barn with his pants down, literally, according to a sheriff's office report. "You caught me ... I tried to (expletive) your sheep," Johnson told his n...
Posted by Legba on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:03:00 PST

WHY!

DO SO MANY WOMEN START TO LOOK LIKE DEE SNYDER AS THEY GET OLDER?
Posted by Legba on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 03:51:00 PST

FOR THE LADIES!

SO HERE IS AN IDEA FOR THAT CHEAP ASS IN YOUR LIFE. THE NEXT TIME YOUR MAN INSISTS ON GOING DUTCH DO THIS. AT THE END OF THE NIGHT GIVE HIM A NICE SLOW HAND JOB AND RIGHT BEFORE YOU KNOW HE IS GOING T...
Posted by Legba on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:04:00 PST

WHAT IS IN AN ANSWER!

EVER NOTICE HOW PEOPLE OMIT ANSWERING CERTAIN QUESTIONS IN AN EMAIL. I'LL ADMIT THAT I DO IT, BUT WHEN IT IS A SIMPLE NON THREATENING QUESTION I FIND IT ODD. STUFF LIKE" HOW WAS YOUR DAY" OR "WHAT HAV...
Posted by Legba on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:22:00 PST

This Place!

I swear the people on My Space are more stuck on themselves then a bunch of gay men at gang bang! It's FUCKING CYBERSPACE people, get over it. In the end no-one gives a FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Legba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE POPE

Ok, so this guy is going to have to do a lot to look good against John Paul. I was think how about a show? THE POPE'S COURT or EXTREME CHURCH MAKEOVERS WITH POPE BENADICT!
Posted by Legba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST